Monthly Archive

August 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 208 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1305

One-liner #1106

The man who created auto-correct has died; may he restaurant in peace.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
804

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2016

Thirty years ago today Mrs. Cybersalt and I were married - to each other. I am so thankful to God for all the grace He has given us, and all of the grace my wife has given me, over this time. I'd be ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2776

Sunday Golf

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer.  Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away.  It was an obsession.  One Sunday was a particularly picture... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1469

Discouraging Work Atmosphere

So you want to be an astronaut: sorry, the sky's the limit.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1143

One-liner #1105

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3621

Purse Frown

It's not easy when the one you lovetreats you like an accessory. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1771

Trusting Advice

Thunderstorms had rolled through the region, knocking out power temporarily to some of the stores of this supermarket chain. So when a help desk technician got an emergency page from one store, he fig... read more..

Clean Jokes
4205

Hurry Home

It has to be confessed that the minister was rather long-winded. During his sermon a young wife of the congregation remembered that she had left the Sunday dinner in the gas range without regulating ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1411

Quote #1553

"He came to that which was his own, but his own did not receive him. Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God." - John, the Dis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
783

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2016

The balance between work and play is a delicate one - as seen in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Lawn Chopper" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-chopper ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3481

It’s Hot… And I Love It

Recently it has been rather hot around here. A little hotter than usual, in my estimation. I really don’t know if it is getting hotter or as I get older, I’m not able to handle the hot weather. Whoev... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
844

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is using the summer heat to his advantage with his wife - up to a certain point.  You can read "It’s Hot… And I Love It" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-pe... read more..

Clean Jokes
3282

First Date Nerves

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food,... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3423

Lawn Chopper

Mike wanted a new motorcycle.Linda wanted more yard work done.Problem solved. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1371

Quote #1552

"St. Gregory wrote that every time the sacred text describes a fact, it reveals a mystery. Preachers, are you listening? We have for too long ruptured people's minds with facts rather than raptured read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1643

Patisserie Solicitation

Said the Thesaurus at the bakery, "I'd like a synonym bun!"... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1246

One-liner #1104

I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1972

Sincerity

One summer evening, a thirteen-year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, "No, but I appreciate your asking.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2883

I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form

*I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form* 1. Describe your problem: ______________________________ 2. Now, describe your problem accurately: _________________ 3. Speculate wildly about th read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
797

Cybersalt News - August 20, 2016

If you have ever been totally excited about something and then ended up in total dread and dismay, you understand how Lou feels in the latest Funny Dog picture added to the Cybersalt site. You'll find... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1530

Quote #1551

"I myself am the enemy who also must be loved..." - Carl Jung read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1222

One-liner #1103

I don't care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
2987

Dog Walk Surprise

This was not the walk Lou expected. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2635

You Are Beautiful

Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife, Sarah, was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flatte... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1408

Stubby Purpose

Broken pencils are pointless!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1902

Judging Rounds

While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what ... read more..

Clean Jokes
4087

Poor Widow

A woman's husband dies and she has only $20,000 to her name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that she has no money left. The friend says, "How... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
811

Cybersalt News - August 19, 2016

The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site is a good reminder to nurse your plants in the summer heat. You'll find "Garden Nursing" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/garden-nursing Enjoy the re... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2486

Garden Nursing

Don't forget to nurse your plantsin the summer heat. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2039

Customer Service and Tact

At a diner, I was standing in line to pay my bill behind two women who handed the young waitress a credit card. After swiping the card, she loudly called out to her manager, "Mr. Allen, what do I do ... read more..

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