Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 247 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
8522

Join the Church

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
7400

Weakest Link

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1561

One-liner #0723

"If a double dip recession is so bad, why does it sound so delicious?" read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
10185

Horse Hazard

Job hazard #8 at the petting zoo. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10800

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1431

Cybersalt News - September 21, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You'll find "Flying Car" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-car Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3464

Flying Car

I would love to have one of these flying car balloons just for the looks my neighbors would have when it was passing by. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3010

Really Impressed

As a psychologist, my first job was working in a small clinic. One of my patients was a pleasant woman who needed emotional support because of some recurring health problems. After six months of trea... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1302

Quote #1174

"Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1925

Making Dinner

Making Dinner: Recipe calls for a 1/4 cup of thyme. That's 15 minutes, right?... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1642

One-liner #0722

"Call Waiting: Your call is very important to us so please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo." read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
11714

Plywood Cab

Body by Home Depot. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
13063

Control Freaks

The Wyanttville city work crews were control freaks. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9560

Truck Cabin Combo

Here's a camper you can lumber into summer with. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10858

Global Warming Tide Tables

Just because global warming is a threat doesn't mean you still can't enjoy the patio. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9516

Baby Bath Water Snake

Don't throw the baby out with the . . . . snake? ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
14532

Skiing and Hospital Sign

Location, location, location! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1304

Cybersalt News - September 20, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Weather Station".  You will find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/weather-station Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2985

Caddy Advice

Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me." The caddy argued with him a bit and suggested that he instead play... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1969

Live Your Prayers

"Live Your Prayers" I knelt to pray when day was doneAnd prayed, "O Lord, bless everyone,Lift from each saddened heart the painAnd let the sick be well again." And then I woke another dayAnd careles read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1528

Quote #1173

"Inspiration does not teach that the human hand was flawless. It teaches that the hand of God that guided the human hand was flawless." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10760

Plane Luggage Container

It didn't take long to see that the new guy knew nothing about loading planes. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
23696

Weather Station

Who says the weather is hard to predict? ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9055

Helicopter Bird

Who said, "Camoflauge is for the birds"? ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1472

One-liner #0721

Sign in a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1784

My Own Invention

"It's my own invention," Tom replied patently. (Nathan Howe) read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7914

Microsoft Airlines

Thank you for flying Microsoft Airlines. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6303

Huge Growth

Everyone at the family reunion was alarmed at how large the growth on Frank's chest had become. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1288

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Take the Hint".  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/take-the-hint Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4890

Plane Pry

In hindsight, using a plane to pry the hood latch open was overkill. ... read more..