Monthly Archive

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. ... read more..

Position on Proposals: Getting down on one knee can be very engaging.... read more..

A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How should I know?" the ma... read more..

My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he hea... read more..

I know a lot about cars; I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

A lot of kids are calmed by farm animals - others not so much. You'll find "Horse Scare" (I know, it's not a horse) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horse-scare Enjoy the rest of today's mai... read more..

The counselor suggested giving Jimmy to a nice quiet day at the farm. ... read more..

Surveying the job market: Look for a plumb assignment hanging weights from a string.... read more..

"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate."   - Barnett R. Brickner read more..

He prunes the foliage on your headAnd trims around the earSo you will look respectableWherever you appear. With special shears he thins your hairThen washes it with soapOr uses some restoring stuffTo... read more..

I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions. "Ha... read more..

You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mothers of twins have their hands full. Sometimes their husbands only add to the chaos. You'll see why in "Twins' Doctor Apointment" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/twi... read more..

That was the day Julie asked Dan to take the twins to the doctor.... read more..

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Ma... read more..

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.... read more..

"The Lord is trustworthy in all he promises and faithful in all he does." Psalm 145:13b read more..

The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons." "Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't... read more..

A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence a young woman turned to a minister sitting next to her and with a nervous la... read more..

"I loathe people who keep dogs; they are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." - August Strindberg read more..

There is a new FunBlog entry today. You can watch "Tripal Spiral Dominoes" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/triple-spiral-dominoes Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

We like watching dominoes falling as much as most average people, but this tripal spiral of 15,000 dominoes sure dialed our enjoyment up a notch! ... read more..

"Hey, where can I find the Terminator action figures?" "Aisle B, back." read more..

"Don't bother to give God instructions; just report for duty." - Corrie Ten Boom read more..

A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay phone I could find was in use. So I stood to the side and politely waited until it was free, thinking it would ... read more..

I don't do windows because...I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terribl... read more..

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; depends on how much happiness you can handle. -George Burns... read more..

Yes, there were no mailings on the weekend and Monday. Since my sabbatical ended I've been *trying* to maintain healthier hours. That and a change in my sermon preparation habits combined to bump thos... read more..

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game".  They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice i... read more..

When I was young, a saying went around, “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words/names will never hurt me.” Supposedly it was to make me ignore people saying nasty things about me. For the mos... read more..