Monthly Archive

November 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 243 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 27, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recording of the messages from October 30th, November 6th, and November 13th.  You'll find them at:www.westsidefam... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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First Time Playing Angry Birds

I really enjoy playing Angry Birds. However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid does. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Military Haircut

Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

At Least One Friend

An old man turned to me and asked, "How many friends have you?" "Why, ten or twenty friends have I," And I named off just a few. He smiled a knowing smile at me And sadly shook his head. "How lucky y... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1224

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."- Douglas Adams read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Screen Door

"Confucius Says man who jump through screen door, strain self." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1994
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One-liner #0771

"I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reac read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 25, 2011

You've probably heard about "tryptophan" - that wonderful sleepy ingredient in turkey.  Did you also know it's a turkey multiplier?  The proof is at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/turkey-m... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1973
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One-liner #0770

"Human Relations: For every action, there is a corresponding overreaction." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Paul McCartney Song

"I remember that Paul McCartney song like it was yesterday." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1223

"Be Yourself. Everyone else is already taken."- Oscar Wilde read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 24, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's also Turkey day in the States so happy Thanksgiving everyone.  To help you celebrate, here are an imperial ton of Cybersalt Thanksgiving pages. www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Not Easy Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Thanksgiving Turkey Dreams

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Purpose Driven Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey: Ingedients: - 1 large turkey - 1 small turkey Cooking Instructions: Take the two turkeys and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big on... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1222

"Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling." - Margaret B. Runbeck read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0769

Camouflauge Training: No one turned up... Oh wait a minute...... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 23, 2011

The Cybersalt Digest is back. Thankyou to everyone for your kind words of condolence and prayers for us following Susan's mom's passing on the 12th.  Gladys' funeral was on Saturday so there wer... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner andburst with a deafening boom,then splattered ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cloning Cher

"If they cloned Cher she would be Cher and Cher-alike." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1221

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2004
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Couple In 10 Years

The other day I pointed to a couple across a restaurant and said to my wife, "That's us in ten years." She replied, "That's a mirror."... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Give Us This Day Our Turkey . . . Again

Thanksgiving is my kind of holiday. Apart from the "thanks" part, the primary purpose of this celebration is eating. That is the one thing I do quite well. Thanksgiving is the beginning of a feasting... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1951
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One-liner #0768

You know times are tough when you order a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asks, "Can you afford fries with that?"... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Brave Heart Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Life's Choices

We all need guidance to decide what we are going to do when face with life's choices. The counsel we choose to listen to for guidance in our lives, from infant to the grave, will have consequences. Li... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 17, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few days ago I mentioned that Cybersalt was on Stumbleupon.com, but the link I gave you did not make it easy to find the Cybersalt stumble page so that we could stum... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pittsburgh Penguin Hockey Bird

Who said hockey is for the birds? ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Hood Full of Pigeons

I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right in... read more..