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Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey:

Ingedients:

- 1 large turkey

- 1 small turkey

Cooking Instructions:

Take the two turkeys and put them in the oven.

When the little one burns, the big one is done.

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