Monthly Archive

November 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 649 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
927

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2012

It has been a while since I've had a new entry for "The Hall of Flames" - my collection of e-mails from people who are less than noble in their complaints about Cybersalt. Well, today there is a new o... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1561

Quote #1332

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."- Martin Luther read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
8348

Nostalgia

"I remember when I used to be nostalgic: I miss those days." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1531

One-liner #0883

"Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4685

Do It Yourself

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for s... read more..

Hall of Flames
Pastor Tim
3441

I Find This 'Joke' Tasteless

As many of you know, I have a seperate newsletter for jokes that I think are funny but that might not be the "cup of tea" others are looking for from a pastor.  Each mailing I send out on the Pea... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7322

Lamborghini Camoflauge

Due to military cutbacks, the general could only afford a two door. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5964

Pole Lock

Jessie didn't trust his car alarm. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5023

Jet Boy

Jet boy pizza! Delivery in 30 seconds or its free. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5309

Cheap 5th Wheel

Brad was too cheap to buy a 5th wheel. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6239

Flatbed Camper

Harry looked high and low for an RV with a deck. Aaaah . . . summer in Canada! ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
783

Hell Sermon

This cartoon captures the irony of delivering a Hell fire sermon delivered in Hell... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1012

Business Meeting in Hell

This cartoon illustrates the futility of Business in Hell when up against a healthy prayer life of Christians read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1426

Gates of Hell

This cartoon features the Gates of Hell which will not prevail against the church... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
2495

CSI Election Chad

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5589

Call The Doctor

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
996

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2012

It's election day in the USA tomorrow and some states are getting desperate to make voting easier - as you will see at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/improved-voting-device I am happy to report I h... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1376

Unforgiveness Bracelet

Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went. "Excuse me," she said to the saleslady behind the counter, ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1371

Quote #1331

"Men never do evil so completely cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." - Blaise Pascal read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5096

Hurdles

"I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1464

One-liner #0882

"You know you are no longer young when you hear a favorite song in an elevator." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3336

Supporting a Family

Jake had proposed to young Gina and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. "Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?" the older man asked the suitor. "Yes, sir," rep... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2873

Real Men Test

*Real Men Test* Note: Although this is test for men only and all "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. Women will also benefit by reviewing them so that they get to understand men and ther read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
943

politics minus faith

This cartoon shares the popular view found with politicians today stating their personal faith should not affect their public policy decisions.  I could not disagree more as I believe IF WE LOVE ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1521

Turkey Run II

This Thanksgiving cartoon features a turkey on the run to avoid becoming Thanksgiving Dinner... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1046

angel food cake in Hell

What more can be said except this is a guilty food pleasure cartoon of eternal proportions found by this demon in Hell... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1658

Beer Run

This cartoon features Old Testament Beer Run for.. water... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1825

cat road kill

Cartoon featuring cat on road wasting one of his 7 lives... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
818

Goliath run away

This cartoon features Israelites response to Goliath the Giant... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
970

hell marshmallows

This cartoon captures just how difficult it is to roast marshmallows in Hell without burning them.... read more..