Monthly Archive

2008

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 806 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Just Say Spay

The Vet at this hospital is finding it hard to make friends. read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Timber Wolf

Finally a place where a timber wolf can dine out. read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Energizer Doggy

With this disguise I will finally catch that annoying bunny! ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Wolf Fun

Environment, Genetics, Choice, or Just Plain Wrong? ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Random Jokes

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Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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Random Quote

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Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good June Morning 6-10-08

"You are the most excellent of men and your lips have been anointed with grace, since God has blessed you forever." Psalm 45:2     Solomon said, "There is a time to read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Rejected Methods of "Successful" Service

There are many methods of doing ministry that should be rejected. Some of these are the same methods that the Apostle Paul refused to use. {/audio}podcast/sm20080608.mp3" href="/podcast/sm20080608.mp... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Morning Tea

Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them. Little Johnny became very e... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Sunday Morning 6-8-08

 FOURTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST                           &nb read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Dog Calls

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. . ."Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.Berna... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Apples for Teachers

There are about 50 million American children enrolled in elementary school and high school. They are taught by a little over 6 million teachers, who earn an average salary of about $42,000 a year. If ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good June Morning 6-7-08

"The LORD turned and looked upon Peter and Peter went out and wept bitterly. Luke 22:61,62     In Jerusalem, in Galilee, beyond Jordan, wherever Jesus went, His holy eyes were read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Drug Store Questions

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good June Morning 6-6-08

"O Thou that hearest prayer, unto Thee shall all flesh come." Psalm 65:2     It is a noisy world we live in, with TV, radio, cell phones, traffic noises, bells, whistles read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Summer Job Hunt

My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my friends, my business associates.Then he asked me to run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the employment agencie... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Month After New Year's

Twas the month after New Year's, and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd tasteAt the holiday parties had gone to my waist.When I got on... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Divorce Call

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enoug... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Canada Busy Sending Back Bush-dodgers

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.  The re-election of Presid... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Another Ooops

Dear PearlyGates Subscribers, Well, imagine my surprise at the end of the day, just when I went to send out another day’s posts, that I had a bunch of e-mails concerned about a word in one of my mail... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Sneeze Guard

The buffet sneeze-guard was cramping Whisker's style. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Bath

FiFi had a love of plumbing, not a fear of water. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Tiger Cage

This wasn't exactly what Nick bargained for when he agreed to change the tiger cage. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Diet

It may have just been the diet, but Shadow was having a hard time not thinking about food. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Slippers 2

That was the day when Buttons stopped sleeping in the window where everyone could see him. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Yawn 2

Music calms the savage beast. Pastor Tim's sermons? - a slightly different effect. ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good June Morning 6-5-08

 "As for me, I will behold Thy face in righteousness: I shall be satisfied, when I awake, with Thy likeness. Psalm 17:15     Through the years artists have tried to portr read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good June Morning 6-4-08

"I am crucified with Christ nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me and the life  Which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave read more..