Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1441 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1170

Cybersalt News - April 6, 2013

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Wet Paint Ponder" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/wet-paint-ponder Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Wet Paint Ponder

Ethel thought she'd sit and ponder why anyone would paint the sidewalk. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3103

Weight Comeback

William Howard Taft weighed 335 lbs. which was a lot even for his six-foot frame.  One day someone pointed to Taft's massive stomach and asked, "What are you going to name the baby?"The president... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3740

Excuse Me Driver

A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1608

Assumptions

During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge sl... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1794

One-liner #0914

“My condolences to the self-esteem of the teenage boy who just got stopped by a mall Proactiv saleswomen – that’s how super villains are born.” - Michael Wong... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2162

Social Vegan

I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1401

Quote #1362

“Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.” - English Proverb... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1317

Fruit of God's Spirit - if I have to

This Christian cartoon features a guy who treats his bible like a to do list rather it being a heart condition read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1263

Bad Toupee

This church cartoon uses a bad toupee as an analogy read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
974

Bad day to give up EATING

This christian cartoon features a man who was very literal in his interpretation of Matthew 6:17 read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1311

Bad Dunk

This Christian cartoon uses basketball to demonstrate our need for God read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1188

Bad Fruit

This bible cartoon from the Gospels shares the message a good tree produces good fruit, and a bad tree not so much read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1960

Faith Healer with bad back

This christian cartoon features a faith healer with a bad back read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1414

First Fruits - offering

This bible cartoon on giving shares a literal interpretation on giving to the church offering plate read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1713

The Fruit of God's Spirit

This bible cartoon shares the fruit of God's spirit read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1144

The Fruit Test

This christian cartoon features a man taking a fruit of God's spirit test read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1378

Fruit of God's Spirit - windblown

This bible cartoon illustrates the fruit of God's Spirit windblown by life read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1134

Good Fruit and Bad Fruit

This bible gospel message cartoon shares the obvious difference between good fruit and bad fruit read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1240

Joseph in Prison - good and bad news

This bible cartoon from Genesis shares the story of Joesph in prison interpreting dreams read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1180

Rotten Fruit - demons

This Hell cartoon shares the updown world in Hell with upside down scripture memorization read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2648

Rotten Fruit on a bad tree

This gospel cartoon shares Jesus teaching the bad fruit are found on bad trees read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1151

Cybersalt News - April 5, 2013

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You’ll find “New Pastor” at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/new-pastor Enjoy the rest of today‘s mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6308

New Pastor

It soon became clear that nobody had checked the new pastor’s references. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4606

The End Of The World

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: SHEEP MISSING ALL OVER WORLD Micr... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1553

Relevancy

The pastor told the search committee, "If I am voted in as pastor of this church, I will work hard to bring us into the 20th century." Someone spoke up, "Uh, Preacher, don't you mean the 21st century... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1392

Quote #1361

"Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable."- G.K. Chesterton read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2239

Favorite Superhero

My favorite superhero is Oxymoron - the stain-fighting stupid person.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1711

One-liner #0913

"Whether you mean it or not, be sincere!" read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1064

ET - Extra Terrestrial

This bible cartoon features ET the Extra Terrestrial sharing his paraphrase advice on living a Purpose Driven Life.. BE GOOD... read more..