Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 324 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
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Building Facelift

Doctors are angry about this building's secret to looking younger. ... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1416

'We never know whom we marry, we just think we do. Or even if we first marry the right person, just give it a while and he or she will change. For marriage, being the enormous thing it is means we are read more..

Clean Puns
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Chicken and Rice

I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0968

I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Coffee Delay

In a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee. Because I was in a hurry, I asked them to put a couple of ice cubes in the co... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 14, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll fine "Snowman Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4x3 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Snowman Cry

It was another cry for help from Pastor Tim. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
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Tattoo Ten

Ten things you don't want to hear in a tattoo Parlor: 1.  "Eagle?  I thought you said BEAGLE." 2.  "We're all out of red, so I used pink." 3.  "There are 3 B's in Bob, right?" 4.  "Sorry, sir, you... read more..

Illustrations
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Health

Jeff is an attendant in a Laundromat. A woman came in, sat near him, and chain smoked cigarette after cigarette. The smoke was bothering him, so he turned on a fan. "Could you please point that thing... read more..

Illustrations
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Self-Confidence Test

Are you confident in your self-confidence? Try this test. First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you ... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1415

"I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees." ~ G. K. Chesterton read more..

Clean Puns
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Cabbage Rule

Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0967

How many boxes of these thin mints do I need to eat before I see results?... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Cafeteria Sign

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note: "Take only one, God is watching." Moving through the... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 13, 2015

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Car Hauler" at:www.cybersalt.org/a43c Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
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Car Hauler

Ian spent $50 on straps to save $25 on delivery. ... read more..

Illustrations
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Twin Calves

A farmer's cow gave birth to twin bull calves. The farmer was delighted as bull calves are worth more than a cow calf.  Since he had two he decided to sell one for the work of the Lord once it was ful... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0966

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." read more..

Clean Puns
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Drive-thru Guy

That guy from the McDonalds drive-thru gives me the shakes.... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1414

"Daily devotion is better than New Years resolution." read more..

Clean Jokes
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Granny's Visit

Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. "I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!" His grandmo... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 12, 2015

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today: it's a video of grown men acting out the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by little children. You'll find "The Story of the Unmerciful S... read more..

FunBlog
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The Story of the Unmerciful Servant

A tip of the hat to First Baptist Church of Marble Falls for knocking this video out of the part.  Enjoy adults re-enacting the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by kids. ... read more..

Clean Puns
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Food Coloring

I went to the doctor this morning because I swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I am okay, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1413

“Not all those who wander are lost.”- J.R.R. Tolkien... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0965

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Computer Dating

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small. The co... read more..

Illustrations
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Passion

The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed. "Nothing too tall or too wild. And no bright colors, please. My hous... read more..

Sermons
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The YOUcerto

If we trust Jesus, God takes the imperfections and failings or our lives and writes a beautiful song around them that reveals His strength and greatness. At the beginning of this sermon the congregat... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 11, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Dr. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4ku I have al... read more..