Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 334 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1754

Quote #1417

"Three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper demonstrates the downside of democracy." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1804

One-liner #0969

Auto-correct has become my worst enema.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2763

Who's the Strongest

Walking into a bar one night, a man yelled out, "Who's the strongest in here?" A huge man stands up and thumps his own chest.  "I am the strongest!" "Great!" the first man said.   "Can you help me p... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2466

Some Things You Keep

Some things you keep. Like good teeth. Warm coats. Bald husbands & chubby wives. They're good for you, reliable and practical and so sublime that to throw them away would make the garbage man a th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3132

Letter From Mom

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked. "I know... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1218

Cybersalt News - January 15, 2015

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Building Facelift" at:www.cybersalt.org/a49u Remember when it was considered creepy to follow peopl... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5972

Building Facelift

Doctors are angry about this building's secret to looking younger. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1817

Quote #1416

'We never know whom we marry, we just think we do. Or even if we first marry the right person, just give it a while and he or she will change. For marriage, being the enormous thing it is means we are read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5275

Chicken and Rice

I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1816

One-liner #0968

I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3946

Coffee Delay

In a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee. Because I was in a hurry, I asked them to put a couple of ice cubes in the co... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1143

Cybersalt News - January 14, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll fine "Snowman Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4x3 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5588

Snowman Cry

It was another cry for help from Pastor Tim. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3072

Tattoo Ten

Ten things you don't want to hear in a tattoo Parlor: 1.  "Eagle?  I thought you said BEAGLE." 2.  "We're all out of red, so I used pink." 3.  "There are 3 B's in Bob, right?" 4.  "Sorry, sir, you... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1789

Health

Jeff is an attendant in a Laundromat. A woman came in, sat near him, and chain smoked cigarette after cigarette. The smoke was bothering him, so he turned on a fan. "Could you please point that thing... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2281

Self-Confidence Test

Are you confident in your self-confidence? Try this test. First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1653

Quote #1415

"I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees." ~ G. K. Chesterton read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6012

Cabbage Rule

Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1767

One-liner #0967

How many boxes of these thin mints do I need to eat before I see results?... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4304

Cafeteria Sign

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note: "Take only one, God is watching." Moving through the... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1066

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2015

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Car Hauler" at:www.cybersalt.org/a43c Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4342

Car Hauler

Ian spent $50 on straps to save $25 on delivery. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2151

Twin Calves

A farmer's cow gave birth to twin bull calves. The farmer was delighted as bull calves are worth more than a cow calf.  Since he had two he decided to sell one for the work of the Lord once it was ful... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1698

One-liner #0966

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3884

Drive-thru Guy

That guy from the McDonalds drive-thru gives me the shakes.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1372

Quote #1414

"Daily devotion is better than New Years resolution." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3903

Granny's Visit

Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. "I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!" His grandmo... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1133

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2015

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today: it's a video of grown men acting out the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by little children. You'll find "The Story of the Unmerciful S... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2898

The Story of the Unmerciful Servant

A tip of the hat to First Baptist Church of Marble Falls for knocking this video out of the part.  Enjoy adults re-enacting the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by kids. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3792

Food Coloring

I went to the doctor this morning because I swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I am okay, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.... read more..