Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 757 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
719

The Divine in the Ridiculous

The people of Israel marching around the city of Jericho are an example of faith in God even when it seems ridiculous to believe. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170702.mp3{/audio} read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1359

I Was Just Thinking

Thinking is not my strong suit by any stretch of the imagination. Every time I start thinking, I either get a headache or get into trouble. I’m not sure which is worse, the headache or the trouble. I... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
3826

Denim Tribe

It makes sense for worship leaders to wear jeans. In the Bible, the musicians at the Temple were all descendants of Levi's.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5601

Dead Seagull

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1484

Grandma Generation Gap

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1239

One-liner #1203

One-liner Advice: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2275

Quote #1650

"Be kind. You never know how many times a mom got up last night." - KitchenFunWithMy3Sons.com read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1141

Quote #1649

"You don't have to agree on anything to be kind to everyone." - Ann Voskamp read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
781

Cybersalt News - June 29, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today - or is it a funny bathroom picture? You be the judge. You'll find "Transmission Sink" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3066

Danny's Shortage

Little Danny O'Brien, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble.  He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the head and generally caused mischief un... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
14467

Transmission Sink

If you make one of these make sure you wash it often to avoid the transmission of germs. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3148

Coffee for Grandma

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. Th... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1725

Options

I bought a great new toilet seat recently. On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it. Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it. My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwa... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1282

One-liner #1202

One-liner Advice: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
765

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. If parenting seems like a mystery to you, it's because a big part of it is. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
755

Faith is for Groups

The people of Israel crossing through the Red Sea are an example of how faith is for groups too. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170625.mp3{/audio} read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1494

Quote #1648

"Consistency in prayer will not come and lie at your feet. You need to fight for it with a determined resolve. And this is where the foundation of prayer is laid, in resolution. People who often exp read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1376

To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question

There are all kinds of questions in this world of ours. Most are rather annoying. It would not surprise me in the least if there were a gang of hooligans somewhere hired to make up silly questions. If... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1428

One-liner #1201

One-liner Advice: Every ambitious man should be modest.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5624

Got the Munchies?

Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why her absence was noticed lately. The pastor decided to drop by her house to check up on her after the Sunday servi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2300

Take Out Talk

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food. While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter, and as he starts to chew, he hears a v... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
914

First Impressions Passenger

A passenger is in a plane enjoying the view of the clouds when a man in a parachute appears at the window. The man says "Would you like to join me?" The passenger responds with, "No thanks." The man... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3231

After Me

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "Three companies are after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the telephone compan read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3392

Stop vs. Slow Down

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the officer explai... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
740

Cybersalt News - June 22, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy second day of summer to the northern hemisphere. Our 4-year-old grandson is visiting us for 2 weeks, so there is no new page on the Cybersalt Site today. Enjo read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
8479

Quote #1647

"God never negotiates with men. Jesus Christ's death on the cross put an end to any kind of negotiations. It is now Christ or nothing. It is now God's word in its entirety or nothing." - A.W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1112

One-liner #1200

Another "World's Oldest Man" has died; this is beginning to look suspicious.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
16616

Sausage Pun

At the diner, my breakfast arrived with only three sausages instead of the usual four. The waitress explained that the cook had dropped one and was making another. Soon the cook dashed out of the kitc... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
781

Cybersalt News - June 18, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Also, happy Father's Day to those celebrating today (and to my dad in the picture on the right.) The church I pastor is grieving the sudden passing of a wonderful young wom... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
856

Parenting Mystery

One of the challenges of parenting is raising our children amongst the mystery of how/what God is working in/through their lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170618.mp3{/audio} read more..