Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 757 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
1237

One-liner #1199

So, apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1434

Quote #1646

“The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature.” - Antoine François Prévost d'Exiles, Manon Lescaut read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1425

Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store?

After about a million days of toil, sweat and aggravation, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I decided to take a few days off and relax. I am not a real expert when it comes to relaxing. I h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5289

A Father's Method

A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the g... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2011

Fatherly Pride

My dad gave me one dollar bill 'Cause I'm his smartest son, And I swapped it for two shiny quarters 'Cause two is more than one! And then I took the quarters And traded them to Lou For three dimes--I... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
758

Cybersalt News - June 15, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the Funblog today. It actually takes two videos to get the most out of enjoying "Wintergatan - Marble Machine" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/winterg read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1525

Quote #1645

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1235

One-liner #1198

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes ...... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3043

Wedding Pass

A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding. He asked an officer for a pass and was told he had to be back by 7 p.m. Sunday. "You don't understand, sir," my friend said. "... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2833

Coffee Pun 1

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1675

Teamwork, Togetherness

I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5, your t... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
15322

Wintergatan - Marble Machine

Here's an amazing marble works music machine that is handcrafted in wood with some pretty amazing precision. In the first video you can listen to it play.  In the second video you learn more abo... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3486

Hydrant Sniff

Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
690

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. I don't think I have ever known someone who likes apple fritters as much as Rev. James Snyder. The tasty donut makes yet another major appearance today in one of his devoti... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
711

Living in Anticipation

Moses is an example of faith to us because he lived in anticipation of reward from and with God.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170611.mp3{/audio} read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1293

Two In A Row Okay, But Three Is Suspicious

So that you know, I am not suspicious (knock on wood). I take a rather practical approach to life and try my best not to get bent out of shape. At my age, it’s rather difficult to keep my shape. I try... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5398

Sermon Feedback

They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after the preacher had finished his sermon.  He went on a walk that afternoon with... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1163

Quote #1644

"Prayer has a way of blowing wind into other sails in your life that you might not even be praying about." - Adam Stadtmiller read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3034

First Impressions

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose. Later, the pare... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1103

One-liner #1197

"When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you." - Nora Ephron read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9386

Monte Carlo

The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
796

Cybersalt News - June 8, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Do/did you have a rebellious grandma like this one? You'll find "Sign of a Rebellious Grandma" at:www.cybers read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5136

Sign of a Rebellious Grandma

Somebody's Grandma is rebellious to the core! ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1097

One-liner #1196

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2566

Ozark Bridge Pun

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sunup, Rufus and C... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2670

Parenting

When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peekaboo and other games slowly took their toll. One evening she smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser and, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4179

Good Morning

When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When we echoed back to him, he responded, "Ah, you're Freshmen." Then he explained: "When you walk in and say goo... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3560

Match-Making

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background.  All she wanted was a man of upright character. Then a man came in and told them the only th... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1153

Quote #1643

"Be more concerned with being thoughtful than being beautiful." - Ann Voskamp read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
770

Cybersalt News - June 4, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. By the time a man becomes a grandfather, he has hopefully recognized when it is time to remain silent. Rev. James Snyder is one of those men.  You can read "And the Aw... read more..