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A guy and a girl are having a drink together. The man raises his glass and says, "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead!" "What's that mean?" asks the girl. "... read more..

May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of ... read more..

I said I wanted a "CHEAP" kitchen. ... read more..

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial--it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person m... read more..

Noah is an example of faith because he responded devoutly to God's personal and intimate revelation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170312.mp3{/audio} read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Today, Rev. James Snyder is musing about the difference between hearing and listening. You can read more in "Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same" at:www.cybe... read more..

Deep thoughts of the day: when you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.... read more..

As big as my ears are, you would think I would be able to hear everything I am listening to. I like to think I am hearing what I am listening to but I have so many illustrations that prove otherwise.... read more..

Miss Smith and Little Johnny's father were having a parent teacher conference. Miss Smith said to Little Johnny's father, "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son." Little Johnny's... read more..

Bert: "Say, Ernie, would you like some ice-cream?" Ernie: "Sherbert."... read more..

"The history of every temptation, and of every sin, is the same; the outward object of attraction, the inward commotion of mind, the increase and triumph of passionate desires, ending in the degrada read more..

I asked God to take away my pride,And God said, "No."He said it was not for Him to take away,But for me to give up. I asked God to make my handicapped child whole,And God said, "No."He said her spiri... read more..

We used to celebrate "bring your kid to work day" but thanks to the internet and telecommuting we can now celebrate "bring your work to kids day!" ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Sign on the Cybersalt Site today. If you are on vacation, need a place to say, but don't care about actually falling asleep, have we got a motel recomm... read more..

Because who wants to sleep when they check into a hotel? ... read more..

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode y... read more..

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.... read more..

"If you will sacrifice for the sake of money, but will not sacrifice for the sake of Jesus, don't deceive yourself: money is your god." - David Guzik read more..

I don't run, and if you ever see me running, you should run too because something is probably chasing me.... read more..

There was a kid taking a Statistics Class in college (STT101). He finished his exam in half the time allotted, and the rest of the time he sat and flipped a coin. The teacher asked what he was doing ... read more..

While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour... read more..

God commended Abel and Enoch for giving Him what he wanted and for walking with Him. They are examples of faith we can model our lives after. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170305.mp3{/audio} read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is confused about daylight saving time. You can read more about that in "Where in the World Does Time Go?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/what-time-is-i... read more..

"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle," he moped. read more..

"If you don't feel pain, you won't feel anything else." - Gillian Rose, in her unfinished Paradiso read more..

I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!... read more..

EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are. MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue. EMERGENCY NUMBERS: police station, fire departmen... read more..

When it comes to certain things, I am quite a bit confused. One thing has to do with time. What I want to know, what time is it? I do not know why time cannot be the same for everybody. After all, ev... read more..

My friend Betty is in charge of hospitality for a church planted by her son-in-law. The church is in a college area and most of the members are recent college graduates. The first year the pastor off... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new FunBlog Entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It shows that the good people at Boston Dynamics have probably never seen any of those movies where robots try to ... read more..