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"I thought growing older would take longer." - Unknown read more..

Dr. David Schaafsma teaches about the blind spots we can face physically in our eyes and spiritually in our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170326-dave-schaafsma.mp3{/audio}(with apolog read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder recently sat through a 90 minute timeshare presentation that lasted 3 hours and that got him appreciating a suspicious mind. You can read more about the w... read more..

Whoever invented "knock, knock" jokes should get a no-bell prize.... read more..

When my son was around 4 years old, we went to the local drug store one afternoon. While in the check out he noticed a bald-headed man behind us in line. I had, as good moms do, been teaching him mann... read more..

If the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the following: * A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers. * Put your best 0.3 of a meter forward. * Spare the 5.03 meters an... read more..

I have discovered over the years several types of minds. The “open mind” which catches everything except the truth. The “analytical mind” which organizes everything to the point of sterility. The “clo... read more..

Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "Do one thing every day that scares you;" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings.... read more..

"The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new." - Socrates read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like Marie Antoinette is at it again - only this time she is giving advice to winter drivers!  You'll see what we mean in "Drive with Cake" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..

"Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent free in your head." - Unknown read more..

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting a... read more..

Apparently, Marie Antoinette is giving driving instructions now. ... read more..

A couple of nuns who were nursing sisters had gone out to the country to minister to an outpatient. On the way back they were a few miles from home when they ran out of gas. They were standing beside ... read more..

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.... read more..

I just wish pictures and mirrors could agree on what I actually look like.... read more..

Show me the suffering of the most miserable; So I will know my people's plight. Free me to pray for others; For you are present in every person. Help me to take responsibility for my own life; So th... read more..

Abraham is an example of faith because he sacrificed his own comfort in response to God's call to a future of unknown blessing.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170319.mp3{/audio} read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder recently had a drunk call him at 2:37 in the morning to ask a question about Jonah and the whale. I suppose that is one of the hazards of putting your pho... read more..

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches." - Unknown read more..

Looking at the alarm clock by my bedside, it clearly read 2:37 a.m. The loud buzzing sound was not in my head after all. Who in the world could be calling me at this hour of the night? I grumbled to ... read more..

A man who worked the help desk for a large company received a call one day from a co-worker who called him because she couldn't figure out why her computer wouldn't come on. So he asked her, "Did you... read more..

Whiteboards ... they're remarkable.... read more..

Fast from judging others; Feast on Christ dwelling in them. Fast from apparent darkness;Feast on the reality of light. Fast from pessimism;Feast on optimism. Fast from thoughts of illness;Feast o... read more..

They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry; it's been several days now ... what should I do?... read more..

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Ladies, do you ever think the men in your lives don't always listen closely to what you say? That might have been the story behind the newest Funny Car Picture on the Cyber... read more..

"As you slide down the Banister of Life, may the Splinters never point the wrong way." - Irish Blessing read more..

The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me!... read more..

1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been read more..