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Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 657 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3300

If Airlines Sold Paint

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gal... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
334

Cybersalt News - November 4, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you all who have helped the Body of Christ Connection recently. It allowed us to support one of the three families we try to support each month.https://www.cybersalt.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
673

Why Did I Ever Grow Up?

At times, I have to do some errands for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. It’s not that I like to do these errands, but I have learned this is one secret to getting along with her. The errand s... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
843

Miked Honesty

It was a full auditorium. Halfway through the author's talk, she began to feel sick. In a calm voice, she announced that she had left a few pages of her speech offstage, in her bag. She walked off sl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2972

Bat Delivery

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
980

Beautiful Shopper

The cashiers around here are always checking me out!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
363

Cybersalt News - November 1, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You can still help a refugee and become a billionaire - and no, I am not preaching the blasphemous prosperity gospel! https://www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/be-a-billionair... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
951

Sad Recycling

Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2549

Smoke Support

(This joke applies to a time long ago, but just go with it. Some things never change!) After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, in-cognizant user called the system maker's technical read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
824

Endurance Honesty

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3328

Auction Parrot

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and hig... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3588

When Aging Reality Sets In

1. Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. 2. Don't let anyone tell you that you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. 3. The read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
365

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It looks like email delivery is returning to normal so hopefully you get this on Sunday (Left Coast of Canada time!) More than ever, the families that Cybersalt supports t... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
772

New Dish

I just invented a new dish. I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it "Letter Rip!"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1400

Communication Sign

I have worked for many years with the hearing impaired and on a visit to the library, I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently in a heated debate. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1044

I’m Dreaming of a Commercial Free World

It was one of those really busy weeks where there was hardly enough time to breathe. For myself, I was glad the week was over and I could relax for the evening. “What do you want for supper?” The Gra... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
366

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Your mailing from Sunday may have arrived very late and this mailing may take a while to get to some of you too. The recent two week break from sending out mailings changed... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1041

Quote #1771

  "I hate when people refer to faith in Jesus as a crutch. Nope! A crutch is for a limp. I was dead and needed a resurrection." - Louie Giglio read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2660

Pork Trial

There was a rabbi in a small town and he was really curious about why so many people ate pork. He really wanted to try some, but there was nowhere in town he could go and not be seen. One weekend, he ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
793

Is it a fragrance or a stench?

This past week I had to go to the mall. I know, I should know better, but I thought I could sneak in, get what I needed and sneak out again. So much for my thoughts. I wanted to purchase several tie ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1382

Siblings

My seven-year-old son, Nick, received a snap-together electronic kit for his birthday. He learned that if you put a resistor in line with the speaker, it lowers the volume from the speaker. During th... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1016

One-liner #1329

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1256

Quote #1770

"We need to care less about whether our children are academically gifted & more about whether they sit with the lonely kid in the cafeteria." - unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
826

Honesty of a Child

"Peter!" his mother scolded, "There were two cookies in the pantry this morning but now there's only one! Do you have an explanation?" Peter replied, "It must have been too dark and I didn't see the read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3385

Number Eighteen

A first-time prisoner is placed in his cell with a cellmate. Before long it is time for "lights out" and the cell-block becomes dark nearly silent. Eventually, a voice from across the cell-block crie... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
339

Cybersalt News - October 21, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! My apologies that there have been no Mailings for the past two weeks. Earlier this month we lost a family friend and we took some time and made some space apart from some o... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
807

One-liner #1328

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFERS from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1784

Quote #1769

"A writer who says that there are no truths, or that all truth is 'merely relative,' is asking you not to believe him. So don't." - Roger Scruton, Modern Philosophy: An Introduction and Survey read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
783

One-liner #1327

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1201

Quote #1768

"Holding a grudge doesn't make you strong; it makes you bitter. Forgiving doesn't make you weak; it sets you free." - Dave Willis read more..

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