Monthly Archive

2018

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One-liner #1330
One-liners
Susan Davis
1663
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One-liner #1330

What keeps me going is my inertia.... read more..
Wilderness Guide
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5638
<1min

Wilderness Guide

"We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless I've studied a map, that isn't necessarily true. So I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself int read more..
Grace for Grandpa
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1905
<1min

Grace for Grandpa

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he typically said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip,... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4401 - November 11, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
59
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4401 - November 11, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Exactly 100 years ago today, World War One ended. God help our world in the mess it is still in. ~ Pastor Tim Today's CleanLaugh Board Meeting After a long read more..
Cybersalt News - November 11, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1069
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Exactly 100 years ago today, World War One ended. God help our world in the mess it is still in. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
God Will Never
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2790
<1min

God Will Never

The will of God will never take you, Where the grace of God cannot keep you, Where the arms of God cannot support you, Where the riches of God cannot supply your needs, Where the power of God cannot e... read more..
Board Meeting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12032
<1min

Board Meeting

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger. ... read more..
Don't Park Here
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2114
<1min

Don't Park Here

Sign seen beside a quiet pond: Frog Parking Only - all others will be toad!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4400 - November 8, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
57
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4400 - November 8, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thanking and praising God and grateful to all the Cybersaltines who made it possible to support all three of our BOCC families this month! The last mo read more..
Cybersalt News - November 8, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1045
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thanking and praising God and grateful to all the Cybersaltines who made it possible to support all three of our BOCC families this month! The last month or so has be... read more..
Rules for Bank Robbers
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3917
3 min read

Rules for Bank Robbers

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes," committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don't know the first thing about their bus... read more..
Legacy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2703
<1min

Legacy

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always... read more..
If Airlines Sold Paint
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4714
3 min read

If Airlines Sold Paint

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gal... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4399 - November 4, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
51
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4399 - November 4, 2018

  Issue #4399                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you all who have helped the Body of Ch read more..
Cybersalt News - November 4, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1043
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 4, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you all who have helped the Body of Christ Connection recently. It allowed us to support one of the three families we try to support each month.https://www.cybersalt.... read more..
Why Did I Ever Grow Up?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1797
4 min read

Why Did I Ever Grow Up?

At times, I have to do some errands for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. It’s not that I like to do these errands, but I have learned this is one secret to getting along with her. The errand s... read more..
Miked Honesty
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2062
<1min

Miked Honesty

It was a full auditorium. Halfway through the author's talk, she began to feel sick. In a calm voice, she announced that she had left a few pages of her speech offstage, in her bag. She walked off sl... read more..
Bat Delivery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4293
<1min

Bat Delivery

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that ... read more..
Beautiful Shopper
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2015
<1min

Beautiful Shopper

The cashiers around here are always checking me out!... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 1, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1088
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 1, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You can still help a refugee and become a billionaire - and no, I am not preaching the blasphemous prosperity gospel! https://www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/be-a-billionair... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4398 - November 1, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
57
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4398 - November 1, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You can still help a refugee and become a billionaire - and no, I am not preaching the blasphemous prosperity gospel! https://www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/ read more..
Sad Recycling
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2042
<1min

Sad Recycling

Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.... read more..
Smoke Support
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3976
2 min read

Smoke Support

(This joke applies to a time long ago, but just go with it. Some things never change!) After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, in-cognizant user called the system maker's technical read more..
Endurance Honesty
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1865
<1min

Endurance Honesty

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..
Auction Parrot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4650
<1min

Auction Parrot

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and hig... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4397 - October 28, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
59
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4397 - October 28, 2018

  Issue #4397                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! It looks like email delivery is returning to read more..
When Aging Reality Sets In
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4944
2 min read

When Aging Reality Sets In

1. Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. 2. Don't let anyone tell you that you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. 3. The read more..
Cybersalt News - October 28, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1216
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It looks like email delivery is returning to normal so hopefully you get this on Sunday (Left Coast of Canada time!) More than ever, the families that Cybersalt supports t... read more..
New Dish
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1845
<1min

New Dish

I just invented a new dish. I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it "Letter Rip!"... read more..
Communication Sign
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2535
<1min

Communication Sign

I have worked for many years with the hearing impaired and on a visit to the library, I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently in a heated debate. ... read more..
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