Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 655 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
577

Cybersalt News - July 12, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I recently picked up a new-to-me camera for a big project I am working on for a client next week. In playing around with it, to learn its settings, this is one of the pictu... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4078

Police Report

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinki... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2025

Sleeping on the Job

One of our co-workers went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3422

CD Entrance

At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would like to enter the service to. One family asked to enter to "Love Me Tender." Well, the day of the funeral... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1403

Informal Sweets

Penguin PEZ: Let's dispense with the formalities.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1200

One-liner #1299

One day, Canada will take over the world; then you'll all be sorry.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1679

Quote #1740

"Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God." - Corrie ten Boom read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
621

Cybersalt News - July 8, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! In a world where many people want more birthdays, Rev. James Snyder has celebrated enough. For more about why, you can read “Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough” at:w... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1285

Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough

I have had enough of some things. There are, however, some things I can never have enough. Apple fritters and coffee are things I can never have enough of. I would never use the word “enough” with the... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1869

Life Experience

A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What grade, miss?" "El... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3366

Miracle Return

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1244

Successful Service

Not-Evangelism: When a waiter asks you how you want your steak cooked, never say, "Well done, good & faithful servant."... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1238

One-liner #1298

Been on a diet for two weeks and all I lost is 14 days.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1435

Quote #1739

"If we do not humbly accept the Word of God planted in us, which can save us...we will be hardened by it." - Alistair Begg read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
638

Cybersalt News - July 5, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber Glenda W. (a self-described American Cybersaltine!) for sending in today's chicken picture - a picture of her granddaughter with her chicken she named ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1260

Spread the News

Real butter fans: Too long they have been margarinalized.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
9806

Baptist Dog

A strong Baptist family decided to buy a home and make everything in the house Baptist. They were going to make it look and feel Baptist through and through. So when they were finished they went to a ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1310

Appearances #3

On Houston Street, a young priest saw a large sign over a hardware store: PINCUS AND O'TOOLE, and went in, to be greeted by man with a beard and yarmulke. The priest smiled, "I just wanted to come in... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4047

Second Opinion

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very worried and all strung out. She rattled off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair a... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1285

One-liner #1297

When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background, my mom yelled, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1483

Quote #1738

"Beware of Destination Addiction - a preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job, and with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4213

Hearing Loss

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the k... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
621

Cybersalt News - July 1, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone, and happy Canada Day to all Cybersalt Canucks! The end of a vacation has caused Rev. James Snyder to ponder his life's walk with his wife. You can read “What Do You Mean It... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1205

Lactose Healing

To test my faith, I sometimes look right at the 1% milk and ask, "Wilt thou be made whole??"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2042

Quote #1737

"A materialistic world will not be won to Christ by a materialistic church." - David Platt read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1200

One-liner #1296

The future isn't what it used to be.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1314

“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”

We had just started our vacation, or so I thought, when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said, “Hurry up; it’s time to go home.” I have been married to my wife for almost 46 years and during th... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2624

God's Mercy

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver a... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3153

Presidential Language

Harry Truman, when he was U.S President, once addressed the Washington Garden Club and kept referring to 'good manure' that must be used on flowers. Some society ladies complained (later) to the Firs... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
639

Cybersalt News - June 28, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..