Monthly Archive

2018

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Spread the News
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2011
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Spread the News

Real butter fans: Too long they have been margarinalized.... read more..
Baptist Dog
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
11296
2 min read

Baptist Dog

A strong Baptist family decided to buy a home and make everything in the house Baptist. They were going to make it look and feel Baptist through and through. So when they were finished they went to a ... read more..
Appearances #3
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2058
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Appearances #3

On Houston Street, a young priest saw a large sign over a hardware store: PINCUS AND O'TOOLE, and went in, to be greeted by man with a beard and yarmulke. The priest smiled, "I just wanted to come in... read more..
Second Opinion
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4889
<1min

Second Opinion

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very worried and all strung out. She rattled off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair a... read more..
One-liner #1297
One-liners
Susan Davis
2013
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One-liner #1297

When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background, my mom yelled, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"... read more..
Quote #1738
Quotes
Susan Davis
2445
<1min

Quote #1738

"Beware of Destination Addiction - a preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job, and with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere read more..
Hearing Loss
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5181
<1min

Hearing Loss

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the k... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4366 - July 1, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
68
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4366 - July 1, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone, and happy Canada Day to all Cybersalt Canucks! The end of a vacation has caused Rev. James Snyder to ponder his life's walk with his wife. You can read “Wha read more..
Cybersalt News - July 1, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1148
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 1, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone, and happy Canada Day to all Cybersalt Canucks! The end of a vacation has caused Rev. James Snyder to ponder his life's walk with his wife. You can read “What Do You Mean It... read more..
Lactose Healing
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1938
<1min

Lactose Healing

To test my faith, I sometimes look right at the 1% milk and ask, "Wilt thou be made whole??"... read more..
Quote #1737
Quotes
Susan Davis
2864
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Quote #1737

"A materialistic world will not be won to Christ by a materialistic church." - David Platt read more..
One-liner #1296
One-liners
Susan Davis
1924
<1min

One-liner #1296

The future isn't what it used to be.... read more..
“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2261
4 min read

“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”

We had just started our vacation, or so I thought, when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said, “Hurry up; it’s time to go home.” I have been married to my wife for almost 46 years and during th... read more..
God's Mercy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3385
<1min

God's Mercy

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver a... read more..
Presidential Language
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3895
<1min

Presidential Language

Harry Truman, when he was U.S President, once addressed the Washington Garden Club and kept referring to 'good manure' that must be used on flowers. Some society ladies complained (later) to the Firs... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4365 - June 28, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
84
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4365 - June 28, 2018

  Issue #4365                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - June 28, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1235
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 28, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
One-liner #1295
One-liners
Susan Davis
1935
<1min

One-liner #1295

I wish I was as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.... read more..
Quote #1736
Quotes
Susan Davis
2323
<1min

Quote #1736

"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it." - George Orwell read more..
Expenses
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2924
<1min

Expenses

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minu... read more..
Hemoglobin Mystery
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2594
<1min
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4364 - June 24, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
81
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4364 - June 24, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I shared a picture of a very young me with my very young dad (though at the time I did not know he was young too) and invited you to guess the mak read more..
Cybersalt News - June 24, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1403
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 24, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I shared a picture of a very young me with my very young dad (though at the time I did not know he was young too) and invited you to guess the make and model of t... read more..
You Can Call Me Ray
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2395
<1min

You Can Call Me Ray

My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave.... read more..
The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2055
4 min read

The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat

A certain situation has been building in the Parsonage for the last several months. At first, I did not think it too serious but alas, we have reached a terrible impasse. It started a few months ago ... read more..
White Lies
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2952
3 min read

White Lies

Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially if you are one of the ladies who bake for church events... Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group... read more..
One Question Interview
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4325
<1min

One Question Interview

A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work. First, he went to a Catholic church and was told that in orde... read more..
Quote #1735
Quotes
Susan Davis
2881
<1min

Quote #1735

"To love to preach is one thing, to love those to whom we preach quite another." - D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones read more..
One-liner #1294
One-liners
Susan Davis
2068
<1min

One-liner #1294

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4363 - June 21, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
78
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4363 - June 21, 2018

  Issue #4363                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy first day of summer or winter - depend read more..
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