Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 656 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
2558

Quote #1725

"Weep deeply over the life you hoped would be. Grieve the losses. Then wash your face. Trust God. And embrace the life you have." - John Piper read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4602

Not Going to Church

One Sunday morning, a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to get up and go to church. "I'm not going to church this morning," the son says. "You gotta get up and go to ch... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1830

A Real Home

A REAL HOME is a playground. Beware of the house where no rough-housing is allowed and no cries of glee are heard. A REAL HOME is a workshop. Pity the child who is unfamiliar with wrenches and hammer... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1009

One-liner #1283

Self-Annihilating Sentences You have the distinction of being the only one who is not exceptional.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3279

Discharge Plans

"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave." "Not read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3753

Do Something Nice

Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Uncle Charlie and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill f... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2155

Wits End Corner

Are you standing at "Wits End Corner,"Christian, with troubled brow?Are you thinking of what is before you,And all you are bearing now? Does all the world seem against you,And you in the battle alone... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1071

One-liner #1282

Self-Annihilating Sentences Way down deep, he's shallow.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1149

Quote #1724

"To know God is to know that our obedience is due to Him." - C. S. Lewis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
757

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday. When I remembered late Wednesday that I hadn't put it together yet, I was just plum tuckered out. There was also no ma... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1300

My Somber Longing for Summer

My favorite time of the year is summer and I don’t care what the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage says. Summer is what I live for especially here in Florida. As soon as Fall arrives in full steam I... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1236

Irontreeside

Did you know Raymond Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack? His name was Tim.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
682

Cybersalt News - April 8, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It seems that Rev. James Snyder may have inherited his sense of humor from his grandfather. This become apparent in "A Healthy Dose of Medicine for the Soul" at:www.cybersa... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3692

A Healthy Dose of Medicine for the Soul

A large segment of the human population takes things way too seriously for their own good. The strange anomaly is that most people laugh at the wrong thing and fail to laugh at the right thing. This s... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4042

Sunday School Trap

The youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to come to church to be with his third grade Sunday school class. Finally after talking to the boy and his mother f... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2023

One Birth, One Death, One Resurrection

(Thanks to subscriber Marilyn H. for sending in a picture of her Easter rock.) My friend was telling me that she was talking to her grand-daughter about Christmas and how the world celebrates the bir read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1275

Quote #1723

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1374

Middle Age Gamble

Some friends invited me to play "Name That Gregorian Tune," but I don't involve myself in games of chants.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1095

One-liner #1281

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
774

Cybersalt News - April 5, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our condolences if you have ever sat behind the kid pictured in "Guy Behind Me Sign" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/guy-behind-me-sign Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5280

Snake Handler

A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handle... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1290

Papyrus Show

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded... but it was only on paper view.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
4003

Quote # 1722

"If a dying Savior could bring us to God's grace, surely a living Savior can keep us in His grace." - John MacArthur read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1733

Impressionable

I was taking my six-year-old son to sign him up at the Chicago Boys Club, an event he had been long waiting for. As I parked in front of the building he stated; "This isn’t the boys club." I looked ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3795

Call Me Tex

A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb -- hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters, boots, and spurs -- standing on a street corner in a busy city. He approached the cowboy and asked him his name. ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1081

One-liner #1280

OK, so what's the speed of dark?... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
707

Cybersalt News - April 1, 2018

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is risen! This week, Rev. James Snyder muses about the Easter Sunday when his resurrection Children's illustration when to the rats. You can read about tha... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1137

The Easter Bunny That Got Away

After any holiday the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself enjoy taking a day or two off and just relax. We like to sit around and tell stories. My wife usually starts by saying, “Hey, remem... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3812

But Daddy

My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store. Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders. As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2041

Our Greatest Need

“If God had perceived that our greatest need was economic, he would have sent an economist. If he had perceived that our greatest need was entertainment, he would have sent us a comedian or an artist... read more..