Monthly Archive

2018

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One-liner #1290
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1290

"Oh, the majesty of French Justice, which forbids rich and poor, alike, to sleep on park benches!" - Anatole France read more..
Quote #1731
Quotes
Susan Davis
2134
<1min

Quote #1731

"Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has." - Billy Graham read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4359 - June 7, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
73
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4359 - June 7, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a fresh one at that! Grandma Cybersalt and I have returned from our travels. We were in Ontario to visit with family and to attend the Associated Gospe read more..
Cybersalt News - June 7, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1125
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 7, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a fresh one at that! Grandma Cybersalt and I have returned from our travels. We were in Ontario to visit with family and to attend the Associated Gospel Churches Natio... read more..
One-liner #1289
One-liners
Susan Davis
2014
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One-liner #1289

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." - Edward Abbey read more..
Who's There
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3571
<1min

Who's There

Three people were trying to get into heaven. Peter asked the first, "Who's there?" "It's me, Albert Jones," the voice replied. St.  Peter let him in. Then St. Peter asked the second one the se... read more..
Bruined
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1797
<1min

Bruined

Did you hear about the bruin that was seen riding a horse and using a long stick to hit a little white ball? It was a very rare sighting of a polo bear.... read more..
Quote #1730
Quotes
Susan Davis
2477
<1min

Quote #1730

"When he called his society together, Jesus gave its members a new way of life to live.  He gave them a new way to deal with offenders - by forgiving them; He gave them a new way to deal wi read more..
Enjoying Work
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4362
<1min

Enjoying Work

My husband and I had gone to a restaurant with friends. When the hostess led us to a circular booth, we noticed the vinyl seat was covered with crumbs and asked if it could be cleaned off. The young ... read more..
Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4692
<1min

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the flight attendant tells you to fasten your Velcro. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4358 - May 20, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
74
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4358 - May 20, 2018

  Issue #4358                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - May 20, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1275
1 min read

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2018

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom, pictured here holding me! What most of you do not know is that in this picture I already have cancer, but it is yet t... read more..
Dirt Mystery
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2262
<1min

Dirt Mystery

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.... read more..
Quote #1729
Quotes
Susan Davis
4184
<1min

Quote #1729

"Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep." - John G. Stevens read more..
What Would We Do without Rain?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1977
4 min read

What Would We Do without Rain?

Sometimes I cannot help being a grouch. I guess it is what happens to a person when they get older. They get older, grouchier and grumpier. With that in mind, I guess I qualify for being an old geezer... read more..
Appearances #4
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2219
<1min

Appearances #4

On the weekend of the biggest motorcycle gathering of the year, I was bar-tending at a club nearby. When the roaring machines pulled up outside, our patrons' eyes swung toward the door and conversatio... read more..
Saved by the Tomato
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4779
3 min read

Saved by the Tomato

A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs... read more..
One-liner #1288
One-liners
Susan Davis
1939
<1min

One-liner #1288

Self-Annihilating Sentences I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4357 - May 17, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
77
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4357 - May 17, 2018

  Issue #4357                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - May 17, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1473
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1728
Quotes
Susan Davis
2018
<1min

Quote #1728

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweizer read more..
Balloon Exchange
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4305
<1min

Balloon Exchange

A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I w... read more..
Two-Wheel Hybrid
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1855
<1min

Two-Wheel Hybrid

"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle!" he moped. read more..
Husbands and Wives, Parenting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2386
<1min

Husbands and Wives, Parenting

A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her. Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there. "Here," she said, handing... read more..
Church Mice Problem
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12540
<1min

Church Mice Problem

Three pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first pastor said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything -noise, spray, cats -... read more..
One-liner #1287
One-liners
Susan Davis
1857
<1min

One-liner #1287

Self-Annihilating Sentences Why should I consider your questions, when you don't even know the answers?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4356 - May 13, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
68
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4356 - May 13, 2018

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Cybersalt News - May 13, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1256
1 min read

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2018

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom, pictured here holding me! What most of you do not know is that in this picture I already have cancer, but it is yet t... read more..
Quote #1494
Quotes
Pastor Tim
3145
<1min

Quote #1494

 To my children: Never make fun of having to help me with computer stuff. I taught you how to use a spoon. - Sue Fitzmaurice read more..
A Life Altering Discovery: Mothers Are Not Fathers
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2125
4 min read

A Life Altering Discovery: Mothers Are Not Fathers

Celebrating another "Mother's Day,” gave opportunity to reflect on the influence and importance of mothers in our society today. I think for the most part mothers get a bad rap these days, or at least... read more..
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