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What do you call a herd of sheep tumbling down a hill? A lambslide of course.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder took his wife out for an early Valentine's lunch and they both got more than they bargained for - ultimately for free! You can read,  "A Bug on the P... read more..

Did you ever have a smile on your face that no matter what you did you could not wipe it off? Well, that is quite a regular occurrence with me. But this past week was a “smile-on-the-face” to beat al... read more..

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8-year-olds: "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you thi... read more..

A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing. "It's going fine," ... read more..

Please, under no circumstances think that I do not realize the following Valentine puns are anything other than painful and torturous. But for those who like that flavor of the genre, here you go, lol... read more..

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day ... when I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a medieval weapon.... read more..

"Bearing one another's burdens is not easy, but it is also not optional." - Francis Chan read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was remotely helping someone in Australia with their computer this week and I asked them if they would send summer back quickly. I'm sure they'll send it soon. In the mea... read more..

Doctor: I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse? Patient: I was just following your orders,... read more..

Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: "Danger! Do Not Touch!" Management was called, and we were told to stay clear... read more..

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he... read more..

"Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived ... life lived in a blaze of reality." - Dolores LaChapelle, powder skiing pioneer read more..

My daughter asked me what it's like to have kids, so I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried.... read more..

Bad puns are how eye roll.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is getting pretty stressed trying to take one day off a week to rest. You can read,  "Please, Just Let Me Grow Old!" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman... read more..

Only the true king could remove the sword from the stone ... no one else could ... they didn't have ... arthurization.... read more..

One of the New Year’s resolutions I made, which the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage reminded me, is to take a day off and just relax. That is a rather hard thing for me to do, especially every wee... read more..

A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist. He went to the hospi... read more..

Here are some life lessons I've learned from jigsaw puzzles: Don't force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally. When things aren't going so well, take a break. Everythi... read more..

"The dangers of life are infinite, and safety is among them." - Goethe read more..

If it involves me, I want nothing to do with it.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's still crazy busy at Cybersalt Word Headquarters so here is another picture of me at work! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

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Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.  Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up.  She opened it, looked in the mirror and sa... read more..

A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, N... read more..

One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, "See the doggy?" Suddenly ... read more..

1.  Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?     But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. 2.  Have you ever noticed?&nbs read more..

"The gospel spreads as a seed, not a potted plant." - Unknown read more..

My only reason for mentioning it is that it is irrelevant.... read more..

I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding 12-mile march. We got started at 6 a.m. and were pumped up for the trek. An hour later, feeling the heavy load of... read more..