Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 655 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
1206

One-liner #1270

What's it like having a toddler? Imagine raising a heavily caffeinated chimpanzee who is allergic to sleep.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1286

Quote #1712

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1284

Teepee Trot

You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
723

Cybersalt News - February 25, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder was recently missing $20. However, his wife did not miss it! You can read "Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/lo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2027

Ten Commandments Obedience

Bernie and Esther were not the most religious couple and in fact, they really only went to church once a year. As they were leaving the church, the minister said, "Bernie, it sure would be nice to se... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1375

Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets

An incident happened this past week in which I am still scratching my head. Have you ever known you had something, but for the life of you could not find it? I will accede to the fact that occasiona read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1200

One-liner #1269

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1487

Food Code

Apparently, you can't use "beef-stew" as a password. It's not stroganoff.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1060

Quote #1711

"God's primary objective is not to make our lives easy but to make our lives matter." - Unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1479

Racism First Class

On a BA flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African Lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1293

The Long Face of Change

One hundred years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh, how the stables have turned.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3627

Silly Mom

Thanks to list member Lowell Guebert for sending in this real life, happened to her, CleanLaugh. Two of our grandchildren (Kevin, age 8 and Jeremy age 13) were doing some school homework in the same ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
755

Cybersalt News - February 22, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here's a bit of an odd and specific request. If you are a YouTube content creator who uses the Closed Caption feature on your videos, would you please drop me a note at tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4788

Guillotine for Three

A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were led to the guillotine for their crimes. The executioner pulled the priest forward first and asked him if he wanted to be facing up or down when he met his fa... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1041

One-liner #1268

I wonder if the queen gets into bed, pulls the duvet up to her neck and says, "Look, Phillip, I'm a stamp!"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1254

Quote #1710

"I didn't go to religion to make me 'happy.' I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christian read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
722

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has two loves that sometimes compete for the same space: grandchildren and silence. You can read more about that at "Oh, Dem Golden Tones Of Silence."www.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1852

Respect for Rank

A young soldier was stationed at Myrtle Beach, S.C., where he spent his spare time fishing in the backwaters of the Intercoastal Waterway. Soon he became a guide of sorts for some senior non-commissio... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1276

Oh, Dem Golden Tones Of Silence

Last Saturday evening the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were reclining on the living room sofa enjoying our evening cup of coffee. It is a wonderful way to unwind after a week of ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1648

Quote #1709

Huge waves that would frighten an ordinary swimmer produce a tremendous thrill for the surfer who has ridden them. The things we try to avoid and fight against— tribulation, suffering, and persecuti read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1234

One-liner #1267

I grew up living paycheck to paycheck; but through hard work, time and perseverance I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1290

Counting Freedom

I have trouble with Roman numerals until I get to 159. Then it CLIX.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
804

Cybersalt News - February 15, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Behold, another picture of me at work lately! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3988

Cold Chili

Are you eating right now?  Then don't read this joke now. A man enters a cafe and sits down.  He notices that the special of the day is cold chili.  When the waitress comes to take his... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1792

Teenagers (most)

A Teenager is . . . -A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. -A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. -A youngster who re... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4667

Calf Birth

A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.  The man thought, "Great, he's 4 and I'm gonna have t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4366

Lamentation For Our Kids

This is rather lengthy but funny. *Laws Pertaining to Dessert* For we judge between the plate that is unclean and the plate that is clean, saying first, if the plate is clean, then you shall have de... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
226

Quote #1708

Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1329

One-liner #1266

Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me?... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1500

Falling for Ewe

What do you call a herd of sheep tumbling down a hill? A lambslide of course.... read more..