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As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian. She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention. ... read more..

What's it like having a toddler? Imagine raising a heavily caffeinated chimpanzee who is allergic to sleep.... read more..

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - unknown read more..

You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder was recently missing $20. However, his wife did not miss it! You can read "Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/lo... read more..

Bernie and Esther were not the most religious couple and in fact, they really only went to church once a year. As they were leaving the church, the minister said, "Bernie, it sure would be nice to se... read more..

An incident happened this past week in which I am still scratching my head. Have you ever known you had something, but for the life of you could not find it? I will accede to the fact that occasiona read more..

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.... read more..

Apparently, you can't use "beef-stew" as a password. It's not stroganoff.... read more..

"God's primary objective is not to make our lives easy but to make our lives matter." - Unknown read more..

On a BA flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African Lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating... read more..

One hundred years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh, how the stables have turned.... read more..

Thanks to list member Lowell Guebert for sending in this real life, happened to her, CleanLaugh. Two of our grandchildren (Kevin, age 8 and Jeremy age 13) were doing some school homework in the same ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here's a bit of an odd and specific request. If you are a YouTube content creator who uses the Closed Caption feature on your videos, would you please drop me a note at tim... read more..

A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were led to the guillotine for their crimes. The executioner pulled the priest forward first and asked him if he wanted to be facing up or down when he met his fa... read more..

I wonder if the queen gets into bed, pulls the duvet up to her neck and says, "Look, Phillip, I'm a stamp!"... read more..

"I didn't go to religion to make me 'happy.' I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christian read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has two loves that sometimes compete for the same space: grandchildren and silence. You can read more about that at "Oh, Dem Golden Tones Of Silence."www.... read more..

A young soldier was stationed at Myrtle Beach, S.C., where he spent his spare time fishing in the backwaters of the Intercoastal Waterway. Soon he became a guide of sorts for some senior non-commissio... read more..

Last Saturday evening the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were reclining on the living room sofa enjoying our evening cup of coffee. It is a wonderful way to unwind after a week of ... read more..

Huge waves that would frighten an ordinary swimmer produce a tremendous thrill for the surfer who has ridden them. The things we try to avoid and fight against— tribulation, suffering, and persecuti read more..

I grew up living paycheck to paycheck; but through hard work, time and perseverance I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.... read more..

I have trouble with Roman numerals until I get to 159. Then it CLIX.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Behold, another picture of me at work lately! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Are you eating right now?  Then don't read this joke now. A man enters a cafe and sits down.  He notices that the special of the day is cold chili.  When the waitress comes to take his... read more..

A Teenager is . . . -A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. -A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. -A youngster who re... read more..

A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.  The man thought, "Great, he's 4 and I'm gonna have t... read more..

This is rather lengthy but funny. *Laws Pertaining to Dessert* For we judge between the plate that is unclean and the plate that is clean, saying first, if the plate is clean, then you shall have de... read more..

Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe read more..

Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me?... read more..