Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 656 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
397

Sixty Billion - Mixed Sets of Close to Consecutive Bills

Donate US$289.99 and receive this set of 6 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with a set of 3 sequential serial numbers, a set of 2 sequential serial numbers, and a single bill.  Al... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
364

Eighty Billion - 8 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$999.99 and receive 8 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3297

Hunting Bear

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful.  Finally, he turned and ran as fast ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
898

One-liner #1333

We can't get a volunteer army unless we draft it.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
510

Cybersalt News - November 22, 2018

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Yes it's Thanksgiving Day in the USA so Cybersalt is giving you the bird so many of you will be eating today! Accordingly, here are some links to content that will stuff you... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1298

Quote #1774

"Be brave. Do not pray for the hard thing to go away. But pray for a Bravery to come that's bigger than the hard thing." - Ann Voskamp read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4611

All Pro Turkey

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach an... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1279

Chirping Off

I don't care how much you love turkey, we don't allow that kind of fowl language at the table.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
940

One-liner #1332

I have something to say, but I don't know what.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
468

Cybersalt News - November 18, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! You wouldn't think Rev. James Snyder's caring for a cat would cause trouble to hop into his wife's life, but it did!  You can read "Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1123

Directional Problem

"My steering wheel won't turn," said Tom straight-forwardly. read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2837

Quote #1773

"Great marriages don't happen by luck or by accident. They are the result of a consistent investment of time, thoughtfulness, forgiveness, affection, prayer, mutual respect and a rock-solid commitme read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
991

One-liner #1331

Whenever I look for something, it's always in the last place I look.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1097

Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog On The Inside

I thought, which is a dangerous activity for me, that I had pulled one over on the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. It is a rare occasion when I actually do something like this. At my age, I assum... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4155

The Perfect Man

The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named: MR. POTATO HEAD - He’s tan.- He’s cute.- He ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
474

Cybersalt News - November 15, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2885

Never Be Late

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentati... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1222

Silent Results

We're rerunning this pun because of some delightful and terrible comments shared about it!   I've decided to join a mime troupe. No telling what will happen.   Note: Subscriber Casey sha... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1683

Quote #1772

"While it looks like things are out of control, behind the scenes there is a God who hasn't surrendered His authority." - A. W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
986

One-liner #1330

What keeps me going is my inertia.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4701

Wilderness Guide

"We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless I've studied a map, that isn't necessarily true. So I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself int read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
987

Grace for Grandpa

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he typically said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip,... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
477

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Exactly 100 years ago today, World War One ended. God help our world in the mess it is still in. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1884

God Will Never

The will of God will never take you, Where the grace of God cannot keep you, Where the arms of God cannot support you, Where the riches of God cannot supply your needs, Where the power of God cannot e... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10654

Board Meeting

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1210

Don't Park Here

Sign seen beside a quiet pond: Frog Parking Only - all others will be toad!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
507

Cybersalt News - November 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thanking and praising God and grateful to all the Cybersaltines who made it possible to support all three of our BOCC families this month! The last month or so has be... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3011

Rules for Bank Robbers

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes," committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don't know the first thing about their bus... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1865

Legacy

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3679

If Airlines Sold Paint

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gal... read more..