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Sent my hearing aids away for repair about four weeks ago. I've heard nothing since.... read more..

A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his ... read more..

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might ... read more..

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American. Whether or not you are eating a large dinner today, here's a fun look at some pants that many of us could use after feasting:www.c... read more..

"It is one thing to believe the Bible but something else altogether to allow the Bible , through the ministry of the Holy Spirit, to impact and change your life." - A. W. Tozer read more..

Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed the opportunity to call them "substitooths."... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Advice It's about time we returned to the status quo.... read more..

I used to mix metaphors, but that ship has flown.... read more..

And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to rumble... Twa... read more..

Sandra felt as low as the heels of her Birkenstocks when she pulled open the florist shop door, against a November gust of wind. Her life had been as sweet as a spring breeze and then in the fourth m... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder reminds men everywhere that we don't have to act like turkeys - even when we want to! You can read "From One Turkey to Another" at:www.cybersalt... read more..

As a child, my favorite holiday was Christmas, second only to my birthday. These holidays were important because of the gifts I received. Oh, did I look forward to those holidays and all the presents ... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands Be brief, no matter how long it takes!... read more..

"Transformation is serious business. Most believers are living in the bare margins of what God actually desires to do for them." - Lance Wallnau read more..

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee.... read more..

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. 6. It may be true that read more..

When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two characters in a popular children's story. After the service... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in the northern hemisphere, today is one month until the shortest day of the year and then the days will start to get longer - hang in there! In the meanti... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Description He's deliberately unconscious.... read more..

He hated acronyms and everything they stood for.... read more..

"And when you choose a life partner, you're choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 mea read more..

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman ... read more..

"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, c read more..

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and." A... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder was very excited about a coupon for a free donut until he had to argue about the taxonomy of what is and isn't a donut. Free doesn't matter if you can't g... read more..

I cannot express how ecstatic I was when someone gave me a coupon for a free donut. Normally, I am not overly excited about “free.” All I had to do was fill out a little survey online and they would ... read more..

Only variables remain constant.... read more..

"A woman's family is held together by her wisdom, but it can be destroyed by her foolishness." - Proverbs 19:14 read more..

Today I made a snow angle.... read more..

A pastor was working late on a Saturday night at the Almighty God Tabernacle. Around 10:00 PM he decided to call his wife before he left for home. Although the pastor let the phone ring several times... read more..