2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #630

26 Jan

Clean Puns

1148

<1min

Elementary, My Dear Watson!

Never trust an atom. They make up everything!... read more..

The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jokes

26 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2807

4 min read

The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jokes

When it comes to practical jokes, Yours Truly is always on the ready. Throughout my earthly passage, I have perpetuated my share of practical jokes. I will not enumerate them here, the simple reason b... read more..

25 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3859

2 min read

Dog Exercises

You've seen those fitness ads on TV promising amazing results from all sorts of contraptions. Well, there's no need to invest in fancy equipment. If you have (or can borrow) a dog, you have everything... read more..

25 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1236

<1min

Human Nature Robbed

A burglar who needed money to pay his income taxes decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door, he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked... read more..

24 Jan

Quotes

4594

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Quote #1792

"When you say 'There's too much evil in this world', you assume there's 'good'. When you assume there's good, you assume there's such a thing as a 'moral law' on the basis of which to differentiate read more..

24 Jan

One-liners

1187

<1min

One-liner #1350

Definitions: Inflation is an economic device by which each man can make more than the next.... read more..

21 Jan

Quotes

2460

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Quote #1790

"For Jesus, there are no countries to be conquered, no ideologies to be imposed, no people to be dominated. There are only children, women and men to be loved." - Henri Nouwen read more..

21 Jan

One-liners

1224

<1min

One-liner #1348

Definitions Monism is the theory that anything less than everything is nothing.... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Puns

1292

<1min

Final Word

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?" "No, go right ahead," the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat and sa... read more..

20 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

738

<1min

Cybersalt News - January 20, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week we read about Rev. James Snyder's willingness to embrace a second childhood. You can read "Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around" at:www.cybersalt.org/go... read more..

Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around

19 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2822

4 min read

Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly had the privilege of attending our youngest granddaughter's second birthday party. I wanted to go to her third birthday party but she w... read more..

19 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1185

<1min

Dating Apparel

Girlfriend: "What jersey should I buy?" Boyfriend: "Buy a goalie's jersey!" Girlfriend: "Why?" Boyfriend: "So I can tell people my girlfriend is a keeper!"... read more..

19 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4108

<1min

Watergate Bug

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel. The new bride is concerned and asked, "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom says, "Hmm... Good point. I'll look for a bug." He looks behind th... read more..

19 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2715

<1min

Faithfulness

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neighborhood for so... read more..

17 Jan

Quotes

1578

<1min

Quote #1791

"Churches are not museums that display perfect people. They are hospitals where the wounded, hurt, injured and broken find healing." - Unknown read more..

17 Jan

One-liners

1163

<1min

One-liner #1349

Definitions: That is that word which should be used instead of which.... read more..

17 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

744

<1min

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

16 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3148

2 min read

Sally's Find

An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their old neighborhood, are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old scho... read more..

16 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3384

<1min

Spelling Information

"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in y read more..

16 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3153

<1min

Judge Gently

Pray don’t find fault with the man who limpsOr stumbles along the road,Unless you have worn the shoes that hurt,Or struggled beneath his load.There may be tacks in his shoes that hurt,Though hidden aw... read more..

13 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

729

<1min

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! For years, Rev. James Snyder's devotional commentaries have appeared on the Cybersalt Digest but did you know he is also an award winning author who has penned 20 books - i... read more..

12 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2956

4 min read

It was an Apple Fritter Kind of Week

Have you ever had a week where everything went exactly as planned? Neither have I. Every week I start out believing this week is going to be different from all the other weeks of my life. This week ev... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1369

<1min

Crime Beat

Crime Beat: Man who stole idol from museum apprehended. Baal has been set at $50,000.... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3649

<1min

Picnic Pains

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic ... read more..

12 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2277

<1min

Fulfilled Dreams

There is a story told of a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only se... read more..

11 Jan

One-liners

1234

<1min

One-liner #1347

Definitions A formalist is a man who can't understand a theory unless it is meaningless.... read more..

10 Jan

Quotes

1824

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Quote #1789

"I believe in God not because my parents told me, not because the church told me, but because I've experienced His goodness and mercy myself." - Unknown read more..

10 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

769

<1min

Cybersalt News - January 10, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

09 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3461

<1min

Telegram Scare

Schwartz and Feldman, partners in the garment industry, had just suffered through their worst season ever. Eight thousand madras sports coats were hanging on the rack unsold, and bankruptcy was loomin... read more..

09 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3789

<1min

Purse Contents

As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus dr... read more..