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Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 675 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1663

Someone to Watch Over Me

By Saralee Perel Gracie, my beautiful 13-year-old shepherd/collie mix, has found her purpose. Six years ago, when I came home from a Boston hospital after my spinal cord injury, I was wearing a huge... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
227

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to Ruth C. who let me know that in Sunday's mailing the Rev. James Snyder item was missing, with the Cybersalt News appearing a second time in its place... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2641

Helpful Hints

1.  Clumsy?  Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables get someone else to hold them while you chop away. 2.  High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a w read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
355

Quote #1956

"Never let your common sense become so prominent and forceful that it pushes the Son of God to one side." - Oswald Chambers read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
308

One-Liner #1518

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
365

Buying Time

Clocks are supposed to go back Sunday, but the store I bought ours from has a "no return" policy!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1338

Transformation

A woman was asked by a co-worker, "What is it like to be a Christian?" The woman replied, "It is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12013

Hiccups Cure

A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out, the man asked if he could give him a cure for the hiccups. The pharmacist immediately reached out and slappe... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
503

Junk Is a Matter of Personal Definition

I thought I had everything organized and in order. It just shows how useless my thinking is these days. There are many piles in my office and on my desk, and I know what is in each pile. Everything i... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
278

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! The link to last week's video share was not totally obvious, so if you missed taking a flyby of Jupiter you can take it by clicking here. This week's video share is a blas... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4071

Hymns for Professionals

DENTIST: Crown Him with many crowns CONTRACTORS: The church's one foundation OBSTETRICIANS: Come, labour on GOLFERS: There is a green hill far away POLITICIANS: Standing on the promises LIBRARI read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1302

Friendly Competition

A group of friends who prided themselves on their intelligence set out to have a contest of wits. Each person in turn asked a question, and anyone who volunteered an answer that was wrong dropped out.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
350

Quote #1955

  "A man who is born again is careful of his own soul. He tries not only to avoid sin - but also to avoid everything which may lead to it. He is careful about the company he keeps. He know that read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
272

One-Liner #1517

All our emergencies are normal.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
416

Gourd Math

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin π... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3647

Choruses vs Hymns

A young, new Christian went to his local small town church one weekend.  He came home and his wife asked him how it was. "Well," said the young man, "It was good.  They did something differ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
288

Cybersalt News - October 22, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have been blessed to be working with a business coach in recent weeks. I wasn't really looking for one, and had anyone asked if I needed to talk to one I might not have a... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
328

Quote #1954

"You may think you can live fine without Christ, but you cannot afford to die without Him." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
364

One-Liner #1516

I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2182

What's Kosher

A mom was carpooling her Sarah and friend Melanie to Hebrew School one day when she caught wind of the conversation between the two six-year-olds in the back seat... Melanie, "Our family is kosher" ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3496

Called In Sick

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargai... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1818

Igniting Communication

Matchmakers like to strike up a light conversation.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1516

Pastoring

Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's children's chapel on Sundays before the eleven o'clock service. One Sunday, just as I was about to open the door to th... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1775

Riches

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
411

And Then It Was Silent No More

During this time of exclusive lockdown, I and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage have grown accustomed to silence. Don't get me wrong here. I do not object to noise as long as it's the right kind... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
264

Cybersalt News - October 18, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you to Brian P. who alerted me to the source of the final item in last Chicken Thursday's "Homilies to Live By." It is originally from the 'Hitch-hiker's Guide to the... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
389

Quote #1953

"On a good day, enjoy yourself; on a bad day, examine your conscience. God arranges for both kinds of days so that we won't take anything for granted." - Solomon read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
346

One-Liner #1515

How do I set a laser printer to stun?... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2655

Lost in the Translation

Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup." They summoned a waiter to complain. Their waiters looked at the menu. Then... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2909

Thanks Mom and Dad!

Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the apple on the tree that got us banished from Paradise. It was the pair on the ground.... read more..

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