Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 762 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - November 8, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1031
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Cybersalt News - November 8, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week because Wednesday (my prep day) was my birthday and by the time I was done taking 2 naps, eating pizza and ice cream cake, a... read more..
Quote #1958
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1958

"Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good." - Archbishop Charles J. Chaput read more..
One-Liner #1520
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1520

I can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.... read more..
Diagnosis Reaction
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2750
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Diagnosis Reaction

“People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that just makes me sick.” - Paul Larson... read more..
Repentance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2751
<1min

Repentance

On her way back from the concession stand, Sandra asked the man at the end of the row, "Sir, did I step on your foot a minute ago?" Expecting an apology the man said, "Indeed you did." Sandra nodded... read more..
Hymns vs. Choruses
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4794
2 min read

Hymns vs. Choruses

An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. "Well," said the farmer, "it was good. They did something different, howev... read more..
All in Due Time, So She Says
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1893
4 min read

All in Due Time, So She Says

For several weeks, or has it been years, I’ve been waiting for an important package to come through the mail. I don’t know why they call it snail mail because I have seen snails crawl faster. With al... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 1, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1080
2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 1, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy November! Today is the International Day of Prayer for the Persecuted Church. As you know, Grandma Cybersalt and I are involved in ministry to refugees and ... read more..
Quote #1957
Quotes
Susan Davis
1631
<1min

Quote #1957

"God, I lift up to You the areas of my life that are overwhelming and burdensome. I've not come to You to complain, but rather to seek Your help. Where I've tried to handle everything in my own stre read more..
One-Liner #1519
One-liners
Susan Davis
1363
<1min

One-Liner #1519

Wake up, it's time for your sleeping pill.... read more..
New Discovery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4192
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New Discovery

The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory. An exciting new discovery is about to take place. Mr. Bell and his assistant, a man named Watson, have been hard at work on Bell's new invention to tran... read more..
Someone to Watch Over Me
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2723
3 min read

Someone to Watch Over Me

By Saralee Perel Gracie, my beautiful 13-year-old shepherd/collie mix, has found her purpose. Six years ago, when I came home from a Boston hospital after my spinal cord injury, I was wearing a huge... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4592 - October 29, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
70
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4592 - October 29, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to Ruth C. who let me know that in Sunday's mailing the Rev. James Snyder item was missing, with the Cy... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 29, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1087
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to Ruth C. who let me know that in Sunday's mailing the Rev. James Snyder item was missing, with the Cybersalt News appearing a second time in its place... read more..
Helpful Hints
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3801
<1min

Helpful Hints

1.  Clumsy?  Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables get someone else to hold them while you chop away. 2.  High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a w read more..
Quote #1956
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1956

"Never let your common sense become so prominent and forceful that it pushes the Son of God to one side." - Oswald Chambers read more..
One-Liner #1518
One-liners
Susan Davis
1230
<1min

One-Liner #1518

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?... read more..
Buying Time
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1435
<1min

Buying Time

Clocks are supposed to go back Sunday, but the store I bought ours from has a "no return" policy!... read more..
Transformation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Transformation

A woman was asked by a co-worker, "What is it like to be a Christian?" The woman replied, "It is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you.... read more..
Hiccups Cure
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13430
<1min

Hiccups Cure

A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out, the man asked if he could give him a cure for the hiccups. The pharmacist immediately reached out and slappe... read more..
Junk Is a Matter of Personal Definition
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1577
4 min read

Junk Is a Matter of Personal Definition

I thought I had everything organized and in order. It just shows how useless my thinking is these days. There are many piles in my office and on my desk, and I know what is in each pile. Everything i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4591 - October 25, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
64
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4591 - October 25, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! The link to last week's video share was not totally obvious, so if you missed taking a flyby of Jupiter you can t... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 25, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1115
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! The link to last week's video share was not totally obvious, so if you missed taking a flyby of Jupiter you can take it by clicking here. This week's video share is a blas... read more..
Hymns for Professionals
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5555
<1min

Hymns for Professionals

DENTIST: Crown Him with many crowns CONTRACTORS: The church's one foundation OBSTETRICIANS: Come, labour on GOLFERS: There is a green hill far away POLITICIANS: Standing on the promises LIBRARI read more..
Friendly Competition
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Friendly Competition

A group of friends who prided themselves on their intelligence set out to have a contest of wits. Each person in turn asked a question, and anyone who volunteered an answer that was wrong dropped out.... read more..
Quote #1955
Quotes
Susan Davis
1499
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Quote #1955

  "A man who is born again is careful of his own soul. He tries not only to avoid sin - but also to avoid everything which may lead to it. He is careful about the company he keeps. He know that read more..
One-Liner #1517
One-liners
Susan Davis
1252
<1min

One-Liner #1517

All our emergencies are normal.... read more..
Gourd Math
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1570
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Gourd Math

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin π... read more..
Choruses vs Hymns
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4927
2 min read

Choruses vs Hymns

A young, new Christian went to his local small town church one weekend.  He came home and his wife asked him how it was. "Well," said the young man, "It was good.  They did something differ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4590 - October 22, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
80
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4590 - October 22, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I have been blessed to be working with a business coach in recent weeks. I wasn't really looking for one, and had... read more..
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