Monthly Archive

2020

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Packaging Included
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Packaging Included

“A letter carrier career is a mail dominated profession.”... read more..
The Law
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Law

It's funny to think these were ever laws that needed to be enforced. - In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. - In New York, it is against the law t... read more..
50 Years
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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50 Years

On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and ask... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4564 - July 9, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
83
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4564 - July 9, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's no Cybersalt news today - which is good news isn't it? Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim Today's CleanLaugh Behavior Modification One read more..
Cybersalt News - July 9, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 9, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's no Cybersalt news today - which is good news isn't it? Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1928
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1928

"There have been some who were so occupied in spreading Christianity that they never gave a thought to Christ." - C. S. Lewis read more..
One-Liner #1490
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1490

If these last few weeks have taught us anything, it is that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.... read more..
Family Trim
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Family Trim

A wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he decided to change his will. At his lawyers office, he threw his will on the table and said, "This needs an heir cut."... read more..
Encouraging the Sick
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Encouraging the Sick

Several women were visiting elderly Mrs. Diamond who was very ill. After a while, they rose to leave and told her, "Esther, we will keep you in our prayers." "Just wash the dishes in the kitchen," th... read more..
Those Used To Be the Days
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1593
4 min read

Those Used To Be the Days

Being limited as to travel and outside activities can sometimes get rather boring. You can be inactive only so long, and then you get in that car that drives you to crazy land. Finding something to d... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4563 - July 5, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
81
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4563 - July 5, 2020

  Issue #4563                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There was an interesting phenomena in the sk read more..
Cybersalt News - July 5, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 5, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was an interesting phenomena in the sky last night. I'm not talking about the lunar eclipse (which we did not see here at Cybersalt World Headquarters) nor am I talki... read more..
Quote #1927
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1927

"The true expression of Christian character is not in good-doing, but in God-likeness." - Oswald Chambers read more..
One-Liner #1489
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1489

I’m deeply disturbed by how many people seem to see washing their hands as a new thing.... read more..
Where'd We Get Him?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Where'd We Get Him?

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him ... read more..
Pastor Search
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pastor Search

A church was looking for a new minister, and the selection committee finally recommended a young man just out of the seminary. Many older church members protested that a more experienced man would hav... read more..
Worship
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Worship

In a local church, a priest upset over the ringing of cell phones during his masses has installed an electronic jammer in his church to prevent the distraction... I can just see God now walking aroun... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4562 - July 2, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
76
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4562 - July 2, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathie M. for today's chicken picture. She has sent so many pictures (and I'm not complaining) I bet when her chickens see her they think, "Great, read more..
Cybersalt News - July 2, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 2, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathie M. for today's chicken picture. She has sent so many pictures (and I'm not complaining) I bet when her chickens see her they think, "Great, there's the pap... read more..
The Collapsing Cupboard
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Collapsing Cupboard

A woman went to a store and purchased a new cupboard that had to be assembled. Returning to her home, next to some busy railroad tracks, she read the instructions carefully and assembled it in her be... read more..
Quote #1926
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1926

"When people fear their government there is tyranny; when the government fears the people there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson read more..
One-Liner #1488
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1488

I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.... read more..
Twin Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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1 min read

Twin Pun

A fellow and his wife in Houston, Texas, where the people are all patriots, were blessed with the birth of twins, two identical girls. These twins were born on the 4th of July, and the father, being p... read more..
Life Is Coffee
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2532
2 min read

Life Is Coffee

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his ... read more..
Picnic Passions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Picnic Passions

A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You r... read more..
There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1614
4 min read

There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon

The past week was an unusually quiet week around the parsonage. It enabled me to do something that I have wanted to do all summer long. Nothing. I am not bragging or anything, but I can do nothing rig... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4561 - June 28, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
81
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4561 - June 28, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is going out late because of  . . . . sleep. I chose sleep instead of finishing it up. You know, like most people I often feel pretty s read more..
Cybersalt News - June 28, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 28, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is going out late because of  . . . . sleep. I chose sleep instead of finishing it up. You know, like most people I often feel pretty smart because the... read more..
Quote #1925
Quotes
Susan Davis
993
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Quote #1925

"Our calling ... isn't to follow our hearts. Our calling is to have our hearts informed by, directed by, the clear and plain teaching of the Word of God." - R. C. Sproul Jr. read more..
One-Liner #1487
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1487

In the rush to return to normal, use this time to consider which parts of normal are worth rushing back to.... read more..
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