Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 673 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
747

Quote #1927

"The true expression of Christian character is not in good-doing, but in God-likeness." - Oswald Chambers read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
762

One-Liner #1489

I’m deeply disturbed by how many people seem to see washing their hands as a new thing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3240

Where'd We Get Him?

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2234

Pastor Search

A church was looking for a new minister, and the selection committee finally recommended a young man just out of the seminary. Many older church members protested that a more experienced man would hav... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1781

Worship

In a local church, a priest upset over the ringing of cell phones during his masses has installed an electronic jammer in his church to prevent the distraction... I can just see God now walking aroun... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
509

Cybersalt News - July 2, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathie M. for today's chicken picture. She has sent so many pictures (and I'm not complaining) I bet when her chickens see her they think, "Great, there's the pap... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3311

The Collapsing Cupboard

A woman went to a store and purchased a new cupboard that had to be assembled. Returning to her home, next to some busy railroad tracks, she read the instructions carefully and assembled it in her be... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
922

Quote #1926

"When people fear their government there is tyranny; when the government fears the people there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
927

One-Liner #1488

I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
19020

Twin Pun

A fellow and his wife in Houston, Texas, where the people are all patriots, were blessed with the birth of twins, two identical girls. These twins were born on the 4th of July, and the father, being p... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1686

Life Is Coffee

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8962

Picnic Passions

A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You r... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
837

There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon

The past week was an unusually quiet week around the parsonage. It enabled me to do something that I have wanted to do all summer long. Nothing. I am not bragging or anything, but I can do nothing rig... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
673

Cybersalt News - June 28, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is going out late because of  . . . . sleep. I chose sleep instead of finishing it up. You know, like most people I often feel pretty smart because the... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
242

Quote #1925

"Our calling ... isn't to follow our hearts. Our calling is to have our hearts informed by, directed by, the clear and plain teaching of the Word of God." - R. C. Sproul Jr. read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
988

One-Liner #1487

In the rush to return to normal, use this time to consider which parts of normal are worth rushing back to.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3793

Medical Alert

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs." The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2660

Balogna Fly

A fly was buzzing along one morning when he saw a lawn mower someone had left out in their front yard. He flew over and sat on the handle, watching the children going down the sidewalk on their way to... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1690

Missions

During the days of the British Raj, a missionary went among the Indians and tried to tell them about Christianity. He explained how Heaven would belong to the faithful. One Indian said, "Your Heaven ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
529

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to give a shout out to subscriber John P. today. I had a chance to connect with John over the phone a few days ago and it was really nice getting to know him a bit. ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
863

Quote #1924

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
770

One-Liner #1486

And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be...?... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4536

Another Reason Not To Drink

A guy entered a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York and sat down at the bar next to another guy. "This is a nice place, I've never been here before," the first guy said. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3318

Finally Heard

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for coffee. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone sp... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2326

Getting at the Root

“If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1726

Differing Perspectives

Before our daughter went off to college, our family took a vacation in Colorado, flying to Denver and renting a car. We visited the Royal Gorge Bridge, which is more than 1000 feet above the Arkansas... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
1082

Father's Day

Over the years we have put so much material on the Cybersalt site that relates to fathers and Father's Day, we thought we'd put links to the different types of content here. Enjoy! Father's Day Jokes... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1482

Will There Be Television in Heaven?

If anybody can ask hard questions, the award has to go to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. She knows how to ask a question and, more importantly, when to ask a particular question. Throughout ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
623

Cybersalt News - June 21, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Also, Happy Father's Day to all of you for whom it is a celebration. You can find a bunch of Father related material on the Cybersalt Site at:www.cybersalt.org/fathers-day&... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
733

Quote #1923

"Love is like a beard. If you let it grow, soon it'll be the first thing people notice about you." - unknown read more..