2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #450

07 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Salmonauto

What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink? A pink carnation.... read more..

07 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other color... read more..

07 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Parrot Attitude

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John t... read more..

04 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1582

4 min read

Be Careful What You Smile About

I am a student of smileology and have been just about all my life. If you can't smile at something,it's not worth thinking about. Of course, certain things in life are serious, but not that many.... read more..

04 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 4, 2021

Easter Rock by Cybersaltine Marilyn H.Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! Speaking of Good Friday, Grandma Cybersalt and I watched an online Good Friday service which was a cooperat... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Egg Contents

One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?" ... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Sea You Later

“When the big earthquake happens and southern California separates from the mainland it will be San Andreas' fault.”... read more..

03 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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The Merely Festal

There is a stage in a child's life at which it cannot separate the religious from the merely festal character of Christmas or Easter. I have been told of a very small and very devout boy who was hear... read more..

03 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1998

"The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit Christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to see in." - Peter Marshall read more..

03 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1359

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One-Liner #1561

If at first you DO succeed, try to hide your astonishment!... read more..

01 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 1, 2021

Oh look, Lizard Thursday - and welcome to the first day of April! Thanks to Cybersaltine Lizzy D. for sending in today's lizard picture. Who would have thought Lizard Thursday would have caught on wh... read more..

31 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Offertory Prayer

A visiting minister was eloquent during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord," he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you we are but dust. . ... read more..

31 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1997

"The art of language requires skills in not speaking quite as much as skills in speaking." - Eugene Peterson read more..

31 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Fuel Trudge

After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it was out of gas. A passerby told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas can from the ... read more..

31 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3002

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Basement Dreams

The author considered his wine collection a best cellar.... read more..

31 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Parental Nagging

Constant nagging didn't seem to provide any relief from having to clean up the bathroom after each of my three teenage children. After I cleaned it one day, I resorted to posting a sign that read: "P... read more..

31 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1560

The only problem with buying a book on amnesia is that you are likely to forget where you put it!... read more..

28 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1653

4 min read

Ants, Ants, Ants, Where's the Uncles

I have learned in my life that the small things are the ones that get you down. You would think the big things are the ones to steal most of your time. But those big things call attention to the read more..

28 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Taste It

One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he turned away to return to the kitchen the customer stopped him, calling:......"Waiter!" WAITER: "Yes, sir, is there ... read more..

28 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1126

2 min read

Cybersalt News - March 28, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Palm Sunday! When I was pastoring local churches, many times I said, "If people listened to their doctor like they listened to their pastor, they'd be dead." ... read more..

27 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1996

"Blessed is the King who comes in the name of the Lord! Peace in heaven and glory in the highest!" And some said to him, "Teacher, rebuke your disciples." He answered, "I tell you, if these we read more..

27 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2814

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Pet Rations

“Food for bad dogs is bought by the pound.”... read more..

27 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1254

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One-Liner #1559

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.... read more..

27 Mar

Illustrations

Susan Davis

1587

3 min read

The Lamb

"A little lamb was born all wooly-white with skinny legs and a wet nose, pretty much like all the other little lambs. But as the lamb grew into a sheep, the other sheep began to notice a difference. T read more..

25 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 25, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My friend, Brian has a hobby farm and one of the animals he farms is . . . . . . , you got it - chickens! Yesterday, he posted a video of his chickens when it started to r... read more..

24 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Things in Common

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character. Then a man came in and told them the only thing... read more..

24 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Wifi and Husband

So these 2 iPhones got married … the wedding was beautiful, but the reception was horrible.... read more..

24 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Flexibility, Adaptability

I went into the greasy spoon next to the office and ordered a Tuna On Wheat. The waiter said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we're out of wheat bread. You'll have to have it on white." The next day I went to the sa... read more..

24 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Flight Instructions

During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners being assembled. Before the engines were installed, huge weights were hung from the wings to ke... read more..

24 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1995

"If people are doubting how far you can go, go so far that you can't hear them anymore." - Michelle Ruiz read more..