Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
495

Quote #1995

"If people are doubting how far you can go, go so far that you can't hear them anymore." - Michelle Ruiz read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
527

One-Liner #1558

A dog's life wouldn't be too bad … all a dog has to worry about is the toilet seat falling on it's head.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
746

Knock, Knock; Someone’s in Trouble

For some reason, the last several weeks we have been getting many visitors at our door. I'm not sure if this is a general trend or if it is just our door. Some of them have been salesmen, religio... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
736

If It Was Up To Me

Fifty years ago, I was a teenager. Boy, do I miss those Days of Yore. It's not that I would like to relive them, but I was a much different person back then. As a teenager, I knew everything, an... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
426

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and welcome to spring or fall, depending on which hemisphere you live in! The video of my friend's funeral is now online on the Asleep In Christ website. This is a web site ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3130

Ironic Call

One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears. "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the i... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
558

Quote #1994

"Don't give up what you want most for what you want now." - Richard G. Scott read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
487

One-Liner #1557

It's not a sin to be rich … it's a miracle!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2268

Hidden Family

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1817

God is Watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take on... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
401

Cybersalt News - March 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I want to thank everyone for your kind and caring words after I shared the news of my dear friend's passing. I did not fly back home for his service, but did deliver his eu... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
623

Quote #1993

If you wear your jeans five days in a row, they become all baggy and it looks like you're losing weight. Follow me for more quarantine life pro tips! read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6320

Border Crossing

An elderly couple was crossing the Canadian border to go to their winter recluse in Florida.  At the crossing they were stopped by an over-zealous border guard, on his first day at work.  He... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
482

One-Liner #1556

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1666

Exercise, Inflation, Cost of Living

Americans are getting stronger. Sixty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2687

Strangest Recording

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day. It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
487

Nautical Advice

Never choose a first mate who takes the wind out of your sails.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
695

Oh, the Daze of My Life

When I was young, my mother was quite a fan of a soap opera called “The Days of Our Lives. ”I remember the title but I never would watch something like that. However, my mother enjoyed it and so what’... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
395

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's news is going to be a bit disjointed because I am too. So, I'm just going to let things tumble out and I think I'll get to where I'm going anyway. First of all, I ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
624

Quote #1992

"You may not always have a comfortable life and you will not always be able to solve all of the world's problems at once, but don't ever underestimate the importance you can have, because history ha read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1551

Slow Dance

Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3293

Birthday Surprise

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute l... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
520

One-Liner #1555

You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgets your birthday.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
607

Metering Authority

Give some people an inch and they think they're rulers.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
799

A Divided House Makes a Happy Home

Never has our world been more divided than today. Politics, religion, sports and on and on I could go. For the most part, so many people think being divided is a negative thing. And for many people it... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
394

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't want to burst anyone's bubble today - but if I do, I think this is a good bubble to burst. And please note, this time I am going against Grandma Cybersalt's advice ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
530

Quote #1991

"A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
525

One-Liner #1554

Pick a winner; anyone can pick a loser.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2847

Ash Pile Update

Biblical newspaper headline: Job outlook dismal.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1739

Stress Management

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranging from 2 to 5 pounds. The lecturer repli... read more..