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"If people are doubting how far you can go, go so far that you can't hear them anymore." - Michelle Ruiz read more..

A dog's life wouldn't be too bad … all a dog has to worry about is the toilet seat falling on it's head.... read more..

For some reason, the last several weeks we have been getting many visitors at our door. I'm not sure if this is a general trend or if it is just our door. Some of them have been salesmen, religio... read more..

Fifty years ago, I was a teenager. Boy, do I miss those Days of Yore. It's not that I would like to relive them, but I was a much different person back then. As a teenager, I knew everything, an... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone and welcome to spring or fall, depending on which hemisphere you live in! The video of my friend's funeral is now online on the Asleep In Christ website. This is a web site ... read more..

One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears. "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the i... read more..

"Don't give up what you want most for what you want now." - Richard G. Scott read more..

It's not a sin to be rich … it's a miracle!... read more..

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.... read more..

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take on... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I want to thank everyone for your kind and caring words after I shared the news of my dear friend's passing. I did not fly back home for his service, but did deliver his eu... read more..

If you wear your jeans five days in a row, they become all baggy and it looks like you're losing weight. Follow me for more quarantine life pro tips! read more..

An elderly couple was crossing the Canadian border to go to their winter recluse in Florida.  At the crossing they were stopped by an over-zealous border guard, on his first day at work.  He... read more..

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen... read more..

Americans are getting stronger. Sixty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.... read more..

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day. It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang ... read more..

Never choose a first mate who takes the wind out of your sails.... read more..

When I was young, my mother was quite a fan of a soap opera called “The Days of Our Lives. ”I remember the title but I never would watch something like that. However, my mother enjoyed it and so what’... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's news is going to be a bit disjointed because I am too. So, I'm just going to let things tumble out and I think I'll get to where I'm going anyway. First of all, I ... read more..

"You may not always have a comfortable life and you will not always be able to solve all of the world's problems at once, but don't ever underestimate the importance you can have, because history ha read more..

Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better ... read more..

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute l... read more..

You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgets your birthday.... read more..

Give some people an inch and they think they're rulers.... read more..

Never has our world been more divided than today. Politics, religion, sports and on and on I could go. For the most part, so many people think being divided is a negative thing. And for many people it... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't want to burst anyone's bubble today - but if I do, I think this is a good bubble to burst. And please note, this time I am going against Grandma Cybersalt's advice ... read more..

"A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe read more..

Pick a winner; anyone can pick a loser.... read more..

Biblical newspaper headline: Job outlook dismal.... read more..

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranging from 2 to 5 pounds. The lecturer repli... read more..