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Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 607 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
70

One-Liner #1689

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus ... or a really cool opotamus? - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5699

Gardening Help

An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't have anyone to dig his garden for his potatoes.  So he wrote to his son about his predicament. The son sen... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4718

Moray Music

Listening to choral music is an acquired taste.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1530

Fortune Cookies, Future, Occult

Found in a fortune cookie: "You are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products."... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
82

Cybersalt News - October 2, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to October! Grandma Cybersalt and I have seasons passes for the local Imax theatre. I realize that make us sound kind of old, but it actually helps keep us lo... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
218

Why God Gave Me a Tongue

One thing about getting older is that you begin to understand the old saying that you don’t know what you don’t know. It has been so true for me. When I think I know everything, something comes up tha... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
64

Quote #2125

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” – John Steinbeck... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
77

One-Liner #1688

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1577

Bible Reading

When I was about 20 yrs. old I was asked by a Minister in our church who my favorite fictional author was. I told him I was reading the complete works of Sherlock Holmes by Doyle. He asked if I skipp... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2437

Travel Deal

A travel agent said to his customer, "I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for a hundred bucks." "How come so cheap?" replied the customer. The travel agent told her, "The days are July 1... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1601

Worrying in Vein

Cholesterophobia: The fear of frying.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
82

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt Site (link below). Thanks to Cybersaltine Walter M. for helping with editing this after it's translation ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2124

Last Request

An old Irish man is lying in bed, very ill.  His son is sitting at his bedside, expecting the end to come at any moment.  The old man looks up at the boy and says, "Son, it's time for you to... read more..

Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
156

Refuge and Strength (Psalm 46)

God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. According to Dr. Billy Graham, he used to read five Psalms every day- that taught him how to get along with God. Then h... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
81

Quote #2124

"In school they told me 'Practice makes perfect.' And then they told me that nobody is perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5289

In-Flight Humor

 Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture," and their other announcements, a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been h read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2270

Operator Error

Most auto accidents are caused by a mechanical fault - the loose nut behind the steering wheel.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1407

Drunkeness, Alcohol

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said th... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
92

One-Liner #1687

I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the parkade; that is wrong on so many levels.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
70

Cybersalt News - September 25, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am returning to my former church today to lead a memorial service for a lady who passed away back in November 2020. I am finding that the time delay is casting a very di... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
289

Sir Forgets-A-Lot to the Rescue

Contrary to the idea that the older you get, the more you forget, it has never been my experience. I have forgotten things for as long as I can remember. I even forget things that never actually happe... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
87

One-Liner #1686

I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is "Goodbye."... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
79

Quote #2123

"Refuse to be average. Let your heart soar as high as it will." - A. W. Tozer read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2259

Fibber the Dolphin

Time to lie on the beach. Yeah, I never tell the truth anywhere.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1444

Reputation

Lenora, 95-years-old and in excellent health, confided that she was terribly worried: "Every one of my friends has already died and gone on to heaven. I'm afraid they're all wondering where I went!"... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2459

Lost Bid

Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
79

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 76th birthday to my dad! Grandma Cybersalt and I set an alarm to wake us up at 2:50am on Monday to watch the Queen's funeral. We both thought the music was beaut... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6202

Elephant Thorn

A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
67

Quote #2122

"Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it." - Garrison Keillor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
90

One-Liner #1685

I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

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