Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 608 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
344

Quote #2070

"If you work through the tough times, the respect and love that you feel deepens." - Barack Obama read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2717

Just Desserts

The worst thing about getting hit in the face with Pi is it never ends.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1440

Hugging, Love, Care, Encouragement

Hugging: The Perfect Care for What Ails You No moveable parts No batteries to wear out No periodic checkups needed Low energy consumption High energy yield Inflation-proof No monthly payments... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3958

Swim of Love

Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators.  He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.  The millionaire also had a beautiful single daughter.  So one day he deci... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
332

Cybersalt News - February 10, 2021

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Sunday. Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a full house with some of our kids and grandkids visiting on the weekend! Since I am the night owl of... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4622

Confessional Realization

A Catholic guy went into the confessional. He noticed on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. The priest entered. ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
404

Quote #2069

"Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough." - Garrison Keillor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
382

One-Liner #1632

I love approaching 80 - I learn something new every day and forget five other things!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2732

Signature Birthday Surprise

A famous author was autographing copies of his new novel in a Cleveland department store. One gentleman pleased him by bringing up not only his new book for signature, but reprint editions of his two ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1826

Medical Prevention

While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. "Nothing," ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1507

Teenage Household Rules

Raising teenagers is a challenge, so my hubby and I came up with the following rules to help the kids understand what was expected of them during their pre-adult status. Rules of This Household 1. I... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
558

It was a Murphy’s Law kind of week

I am not what you would call a superstitious person. [Knock on wood.] I am a realist in a modified definition of that word and I usually take things as they come. My past week, however, was an open c... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
394

Cybersalt News - February 3, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you for your kind words and suggestions after I shared about my probable ulcer a few weeks back. I have not had any further problems since I started taking the medica... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
391

One-Liner #1631

Life is like a helicopter ... I don't know how to operate a helicopter.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
370

Quote #2068

Please remember: your job is the dream of the unemployed, your house is the dream of the homeless, your smile is the dream of the depressed, your health is the dream of those who are sick. Fi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2406

Political Flipper

Once upon a time, when seals had tremendous political clout, Dianne Feinstein (the former mayor of San Francisco, now Senator) was running for governor. An opposing candidate had a nightmare in which ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1879

Getting What You Want

We were driving our three-year-old son to his Grandma's home when we stopped at a store. Once inside, our son decided he wanted one of those large gumballs. I told him he couldn't have one, and he be... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3818

Time Off

Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work," said the man. "How do you think you will do that?" said the other. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the raft... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
552

Who Shot It?

A preacher, a salesman and a farmer went deer hunting. All 3 were in their stands when they all saw the same deer and shot. They climbed down and looked for it. When they found it all 3 sai read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
370

Cybersalt News - January 30, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! That's right, she has completed another trip around the sun and we are both very grateful for that! Both of our ages are starting ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
659

Mr. Cold, Please Go Away

The older I get, the more allergic I am to cold. So whenever the temperature dips below my age number, that is too cold for me. I know some people relish the cold; that person is not me. There are s... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
399

Quote #2067

"The Christian Gospel is that I am so flawed that Jesus had to die for me, yet I am so loved and valued that Jesus was glad to die for me. This leads to deep humility and deep confidence at the same t read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1492

Illustrations

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
499

Ministry High

I personally think more Awana should be legalized.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
644

One-Liner #1630

It's weird being the same age as old people.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4523

Dog License

During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitt... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5476

Ancient Telephone Networks

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone networ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
379

Cybersalt News - January 27, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The last 7 days have been very interesting around Cybersalt World Headquarters! A week ago Wednesday, our youngest daughter, her husband and their two little children came ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
377

Quote #2066

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2029

Write This Way

The entrepreneur was attempting to sell business supplies in Scotland. He had no difficulty with finding out what kinds of pencils they bought, paper, envelopes, etc., but with pens he couldn't decide... read more..