Monthly Archive

January 2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 180 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Heavens Declare
Videos
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The Heavens Declare

To date, the highest resolution picture ever taken by mankind. "The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands."- Psalm 19:1 ... read more..
Quote #1419
Quotes
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Quote #1419

"We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive." - read more..
One-liner #0971
One-liners
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One-liner #0971

At the store today, when the cashier said, "Strip down facing me" apparently she was referring to my credit card!... read more..
Transmission Guy
Clean Puns
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Transmission Guy

That guy from the transmission shop looks kinda shifty.... read more..
The Good Old Days
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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The Good Old Days

It was the finish line of the Boston marathon. A first-time runner is hobbling away, having just finished. A grizzled old marathoner looks at him and says "You'll feel a lot worse tomorrow." He paus... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4011 - January 19, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4011 - January 19, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News When I was concerned that some might think I was nuts to show cat videos before a sermon and asked for open mindedness to actually listen t... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 19, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 19, 2015

When I was concerned that some might think I was nuts to show cat videos before a sermon and asked for open mindedness to actually listen to the message, I thought I had actually linked to the proper ... read more..
Dog Stool
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Stool

Stool Happens! ... read more..
One-liner #0970
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0970

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.... read more..
Quote #1418
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1418

"Being a Christian is less about cautiously avoiding sin than about courageously and actively doing God’s will."- Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..
Self Confidence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Self Confidence

J. Paul Getty was one of the wealthy men who frequently came to watch Jack Dempsey train. Himself a keen amateur boxer, he asked to be allowed to spar for a round with the champion. Getty put up quit... read more..
Helping Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Helping Out

For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I worked at night. One morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!" ... read more..
A Plan for Times of Trouble
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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A Plan for Times of Trouble

Elijah and the widow from Zarephath's plan in a time of trouble is a model for us to imitate when our own times of trouble come. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150118.mp3{/audio}  ... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 18, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 18, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! I know many of you enjoy when I post recordings or videos of baptisms at the church where I pastor. Well, last week we had a baptism so this week there is a video to watch.... read more..
Economy Motel
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Economy Motel

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4010 - January 18, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4010 - January 18, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I know many of you enjoy when I post recordings or videos of baptisms at the church where I pastor. Well, last w... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4009 - January 16, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4009 - January 16, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Old Signs?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4wa Enjoy the rest of toda... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 16, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 16, 2015

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Old Signs?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4wa Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Old Signs?
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Old Signs?

Recent discoveries have really stirred up the"old signs" vs. "young signs" debate. ... read more..
Spider-Man
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Spider-Man

If you'd like to learn how to spin like Spider-Man make sure to sign up for his new webinar.... read more..
Quote #1417
Quotes
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Quote #1417

"Three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper demonstrates the downside of democracy." read more..
One-liner #0969
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0969

Auto-correct has become my worst enema.... read more..
Who's the Strongest
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Who's the Strongest

Walking into a bar one night, a man yelled out, "Who's the strongest in here?" A huge man stands up and thumps his own chest.  "I am the strongest!" "Great!" the first man said.   "Can you help me p... read more..
Some Things You Keep
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Some Things You Keep

Some things you keep. Like good teeth. Warm coats. Bald husbands & chubby wives. They're good for you, reliable and practical and so sublime that to throw them away would make the garbage man a th... read more..
Letter From Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Letter From Mom

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked. "I know... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 15, 2015
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 15, 2015

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Building Facelift" at:www.cybersalt.org/a49u Remember when it was considered creepy to follow peopl... read more..
Building Facelift
Funny Pictures
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Building Facelift

Doctors are angry about this building's secret to looking younger. ... read more..
Quote #1416
Quotes
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Quote #1416

'We never know whom we marry, we just think we do. Or even if we first marry the right person, just give it a while and he or she will change. For marriage, being the enormous thing it is means we are read more..
Chicken and Rice
Clean Puns
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Chicken and Rice

I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.... read more..
One-liner #0968
One-liners
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One-liner #0968

I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.... read more..
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