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Monthly Archive

February 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 56 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2707

Healthy Tourism

Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Israel. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?" "It sure is," the cabby replied. "When I came her... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
867

Apparent Supervision

Seeing my 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of Britney Spears, I commented, "She certainly is pretty. Which picture do you like best?" "I don't know," he mumbled, embarrassed by h... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2750

Exam Hand

During the final exam, the professor noticed that Billy Walters kept looking at his hand before writing down an answer on his test. This went on throughout the entire exam, leaving the professor no ot... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3214

Dog Driver

As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian. She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention. ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
853

One-liner #1270

What's it like having a toddler? Imagine raising a heavily caffeinated chimpanzee who is allergic to sleep.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
796

Quote #1712

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
934

Teepee Trot

You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
421

Cybersalt News - February 25, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder was recently missing $20. However, his wife did not miss it! You can read "Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/lo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1611

Ten Commandments Obedience

Bernie and Esther were not the most religious couple and in fact, they really only went to church once a year. As they were leaving the church, the minister said, "Bernie, it sure would be nice to se... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1018

Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets

An incident happened this past week in which I am still scratching my head. Have you ever known you had something, but for the life of you could not find it? I will accede to the fact that occasiona read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
824

One-liner #1269

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1079

Food Code

Apparently, you can't use "beef-stew" as a password. It's not stroganoff.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
727

Quote #1711

"God's primary objective is not to make our lives easy but to make our lives matter." - Unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1025

Racism First Class

On a BA flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African Lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
942

The Long Face of Change

One hundred years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh, how the stables have turned.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3185

Silly Mom

Thanks to list member Lowell Guebert for sending in this real life, happened to her, CleanLaugh. Two of our grandchildren (Kevin, age 8 and Jeremy age 13) were doing some school homework in the same ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
414

Cybersalt News - February 22, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here's a bit of an odd and specific request. If you are a YouTube content creator who uses the Closed Caption feature on your videos, would you please drop me a note at Thi... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4255

Guillotine for Three

A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were led to the guillotine for their crimes. The executioner pulled the priest forward first and asked him if he wanted to be facing up or down when he met his fa... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
691

One-liner #1268

I wonder if the queen gets into bed, pulls the duvet up to her neck and says, "Look, Phillip, I'm a stamp!"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
893

Quote #1710

"I didn't go to religion to make me 'happy.' I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christian read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
431

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has two loves that sometimes compete for the same space: grandchildren and silence. You can read more about that at "Oh, Dem Golden Tones Of Silence."www.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1484

Respect for Rank

A young soldier was stationed at Myrtle Beach, S.C., where he spent his spare time fishing in the backwaters of the Intercoastal Waterway. Soon he became a guide of sorts for some senior non-commissio... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
882

Oh, Dem Golden Tones Of Silence

Last Saturday evening the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were reclining on the living room sofa enjoying our evening cup of coffee. It is a wonderful way to unwind after a week of ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1225

Quote #1709

Huge waves that would frighten an ordinary swimmer produce a tremendous thrill for the surfer who has ridden them. The things we try to avoid and fight against— tribulation, suffering, and persecuti read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
882

One-liner #1267

I grew up living paycheck to paycheck; but through hard work, time and perseverance I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
926

Counting Freedom

I have trouble with Roman numerals until I get to 159. Then it CLIX.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
492

Cybersalt News - February 15, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Behold, another picture of me at work lately! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3526

Cold Chili

Are you eating right now?  Then don't read this joke now. A man enters a cafe and sits down.  He notices that the special of the day is cold chili.  When the waitress comes to take his... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1464

Teenagers (most)

A Teenager is . . . -A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. -A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. -A youngster who re... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4262

Calf Birth

A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.  The man thought, "Great, he's 4 and I'm gonna have t... read more..

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