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Monthly Archive

March 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 70 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1928

Judging Others

Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the la... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1208

Quote #1281

"All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward."- Ellen Glasgow read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2116

As They Get Old Pun - Part 1

As They Get Old . . . Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old actors never die, they just drop apart. Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver. Old architects never die... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1474

One-liner #0832

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3608

Internet Cleaning

As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, a... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3258

Morse Code App For Smart Phones!

Who says that old things aren't worth anything?  The return of morse code in this new smart phone keyboard app proves differently!             af!... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
931

Help That Isn't Helpful

When we try too hard to help the Holy Spirit do His job, our help hurts the kingdom of God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
807

More Than You Can Bear

God reveals His plan a bit at a time because knowing it all is more than we can bear. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1117

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2012

My daughter, Alyssa, has been writing a blog for some time.  At times it is pretty funny and at other times it is pretty inspiring.  Sometimes it's even both - no surprise to me.  Anywa... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11660

Grandma Slots

For the life of her, Emma couldn't figure out how to work these crazy quarter operated TVs. (This picture is of Jeff "The Back Pew" Larson's mom, Nellie. Used with permission) ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9839

Security Gate

With the rise of neighborhood crime Edna kept the gate to her yard locked tight. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6394

Unexpected Fishing Catch

Jay never expected this when he used hot dogs for bait. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4702

House Rent Reduction

Carl was seriously considering lowering the rent on the upstairs suite. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4174

Cleaned Up Dictator

Boy! He sure cleaned up nice! ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3096

Why Dogs are Better Than Kids

45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter?  -- NOT!Dogs cannot lie.Dogs never resist nap time.You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.Dogs don't pester you about getting... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2684

Retirement

My partner and I pulled our police cruiser up behind a car stopped on the shoulder of the highway. We got out and asked the driver if we could help. No, he replied, there was no trouble; he had just s... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1300

Quote #1280

"Never get into a blinking contest with a fish."- Ian Maigler  read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7873

Christian Football

Christian Football Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Half-time - The period between Sunda... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1943

Three Things Thursday [Vol.6]

This week I would like to share 3 awkward moments I have experienced on the TTC- the Toronto Transit Commission: Wondering if the person across from you is INSANE or just speaking a foreign language ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3590

Factory Explosion

Breaking News Story: Explosion at local Cheese factory... Nothing left but de Brie.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1467

One-liner #0831

"Curiosity Killed the Cat: that's the dog's story, and he's sticking to it!" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
976

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2012

There are 5 more funny car pictures on the updated Cybersalt site today.  You'll find the first one (Car Phone Man) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-phone-man  Enjoy the rest of ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9353

Car Phone Man

Someone paid too much for his mobile phone - and he can't even use it while he's driving now. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8158

Car Padlock

Ronny believed in a multi-layered approach to car security. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6118

Math Free Speedometer

As math skills decrease amongst the population, car makers are adapting. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4229

Limo Shack

The congregation was beginning to think Pastor Tim's travel allowance was too big. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5868

Mom's Car Tweaked

Mom! Dad's tweaking your car again! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1123

Quote #1279

"Parties who want milk should not sit in a field waiting for a cow to back up to them." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1545

Peacefulness, Pacifism

A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs. Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently, "Friend, I mea... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4655

Fourth Grade Logic

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, a... read more..

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