Monthly Archive

March 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liner #0832
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0832

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film." read more..
Internet Cleaning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Internet Cleaning

As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, a... read more..
Morse Code App For Smart Phones!
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Morse Code App For Smart Phones!

Who says that old things aren't worth anything?  The return of morse code in this new smart phone keyboard app proves differently!             af!... read more..
Help That Isn't Helpful
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Help That Isn't Helpful

When we try too hard to help the Holy Spirit do His job, our help hurts the kingdom of God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{... read more..
More Than You Can Bear
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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More Than You Can Bear

God reveals His plan a bit at a time because knowing it all is more than we can bear. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 16, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 16, 2012

My daughter, Alyssa, has been writing a blog for some time.  At times it is pretty funny and at other times it is pretty inspiring.  Sometimes it's even both - no surprise to me.  Anywa... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3848 - March 16, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3848 - March 16, 2012

Issue #3848 Cybersalt News My daughter, Alyssa, has been writing a blog for some time.  At times it is pretty funny and at other times it is pretty inspiring.  Som read more..
Grandma Slots
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Grandma Slots

For the life of her, Emma couldn't figure out how to work these crazy quarter operated TVs. (This picture is of Jeff "The Back Pew" Larson's mom, Nellie. Used with permission) ... read more..
Security Gate
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Security Gate

With the rise of neighborhood crime Edna kept the gate to her yard locked tight. ... read more..
Unexpected Fishing Catch
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Unexpected Fishing Catch

Jay never expected this when he used hot dogs for bait. ... read more..
House Rent Reduction
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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House Rent Reduction

Carl was seriously considering lowering the rent on the upstairs suite. ... read more..
Cleaned Up Dictator
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cleaned Up Dictator

Boy! He sure cleaned up nice! ... read more..
Quote #1280
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1280

"Never get into a blinking contest with a fish."- Ian Maigler  read more..
Christian Football
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Christian Football

Christian Football Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Half-time - The period between Sunda... read more..
Three Things Thursday [Vol.6]
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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Three Things Thursday [Vol.6]

This week I would like to share 3 awkward moments I have experienced on the TTC- the Toronto Transit Commission: Wondering if the person across from you is INSANE or just speaking a foreign language ... read more..
Factory Explosion
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Factory Explosion

Breaking News Story: Explosion at local Cheese factory... Nothing left but de Brie.... read more..
One-liner #0831
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0831

"Curiosity Killed the Cat: that's the dog's story, and he's sticking to it!" read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3847 - March 14, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3847 - March 14, 2012

Issue #3847 Cybersalt News There are 5 more funny car pictures on the updated Cybersalt site today.  You'll find the first one (Car Phone Man) at:www.cybersalt.org/funn read more..
Cybersalt News - March 14, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 14, 2012

There are 5 more funny car pictures on the updated Cybersalt site today.  You'll find the first one (Car Phone Man) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-phone-man  Enjoy the rest of ... read more..
Car Phone Man
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Phone Man

Someone paid too much for his mobile phone - and he can't even use it while he's driving now. ... read more..
Car Padlock
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Padlock

Ronny believed in a multi-layered approach to car security. ... read more..
Math Free Speedometer
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Math Free Speedometer

As math skills decrease amongst the population, car makers are adapting. ... read more..
Limo Shack
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Limo Shack

The congregation was beginning to think Pastor Tim's travel allowance was too big. ... read more..
Mom's Car Tweaked
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mom's Car Tweaked

Mom! Dad's tweaking your car again! ... read more..
Quote #1279
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1279

"Parties who want milk should not sit in a field waiting for a cow to back up to them." read more..
Peacefulness, Pacifism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Peacefulness, Pacifism

A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs. Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently, "Friend, I mea... read more..
Fourth Grade Logic
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Fourth Grade Logic

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, a... read more..
Carpet Complaints
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Carpet Complaints

My mother is always complaining about how dirty the carpet in my room is. I can't help it - it's my nature to abhor a vacuum.... read more..
One-liner #0830
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0830

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before." read more..
Time Change
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

Time Change

Daylight savings is curb stomping my brainI ride through my days on a headache that morphs from my skull to my eyes to my scalp down my neck.My stomach churns like I haven't slept, wants to eat my em read more..
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