Monthly Archive

March 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 64 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0832

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4101

Internet Cleaning

As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, a... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3575

Morse Code App For Smart Phones!

Who says that old things aren't worth anything?  The return of morse code in this new smart phone keyboard app proves differently!             af!... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1147

Help That Isn't Helpful

When we try too hard to help the Holy Spirit do His job, our help hurts the kingdom of God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1017

More Than You Can Bear

God reveals His plan a bit at a time because knowing it all is more than we can bear. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 16, 2012

My daughter, Alyssa, has been writing a blog for some time.  At times it is pretty funny and at other times it is pretty inspiring.  Sometimes it's even both - no surprise to me.  Anywa... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12965

Grandma Slots

For the life of her, Emma couldn't figure out how to work these crazy quarter operated TVs. (This picture is of Jeff "The Back Pew" Larson's mom, Nellie. Used with permission) ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10811

Security Gate

With the rise of neighborhood crime Edna kept the gate to her yard locked tight. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6692

Unexpected Fishing Catch

Jay never expected this when he used hot dogs for bait. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4990

House Rent Reduction

Carl was seriously considering lowering the rent on the upstairs suite. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4490

Cleaned Up Dictator

Boy! He sure cleaned up nice! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1487

Quote #1280

"Never get into a blinking contest with a fish."- Ian Maigler  read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8376

Christian Football

Christian Football Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Half-time - The period between Sunda... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2121

Three Things Thursday [Vol.6]

This week I would like to share 3 awkward moments I have experienced on the TTC- the Toronto Transit Commission: Wondering if the person across from you is INSANE or just speaking a foreign language ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3833

Factory Explosion

Breaking News Story: Explosion at local Cheese factory... Nothing left but de Brie.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1690

One-liner #0831

"Curiosity Killed the Cat: that's the dog's story, and he's sticking to it!" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1227

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2012

There are 5 more funny car pictures on the updated Cybersalt site today.  You'll find the first one (Car Phone Man) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-phone-man  Enjoy the rest of ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10139

Car Phone Man

Someone paid too much for his mobile phone - and he can't even use it while he's driving now. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8642

Car Padlock

Ronny believed in a multi-layered approach to car security. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6712

Math Free Speedometer

As math skills decrease amongst the population, car makers are adapting. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4582

Limo Shack

The congregation was beginning to think Pastor Tim's travel allowance was too big. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7043

Mom's Car Tweaked

Mom! Dad's tweaking your car again! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1332

Quote #1279

"Parties who want milk should not sit in a field waiting for a cow to back up to them." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1738

Peacefulness, Pacifism

A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs. Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently, "Friend, I mea... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4944

Fourth Grade Logic

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2274

Carpet Complaints

My mother is always complaining about how dirty the carpet in my room is. I can't help it - it's my nature to abhor a vacuum.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1634

One-liner #0830

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1636

Time Change

Daylight savings is curb stomping my brainI ride through my days on a headache that morphs from my skull to my eyes to my scalp down my neck.My stomach churns like I haven't slept, wants to eat my em read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 13, 2012

What's next?  Today the better question is "Where's next?"   Remember the "Next" link on most of the Cybersalt Pages?  That link has now been upgraded to feature the title of the page ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5625

Computer Wrapped for Shipping

Jan misunderstood about how to send her computer in for warranty work. ... read more..

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