Monthly Archive

March 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 180 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1912

Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation

My paternal grandfather’s favorite holiday was April 1. He would spend months putting together some trick to fool either a family member or a friend. Both were assessable to his “tricks.” He could re... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2145

Not Your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition

This freestyle yo-yo performance is definitely not old school yo-yoing (rhymes with "going" - not "boing")! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3269

The Mystery Of Women

I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root . . . . and still be afraid of a spide... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1830

Innocence

In the maternity ward of a hospital, newborn girl baby looks over at newborn boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!" "How can you te... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2514

Quote #1464

"When you are going through something hard and wonder where God is, remember the teacher is always quiet during a test." - Anonymous read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
947

Cybersalt News - March 31, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! (Don't be surprised if you feel tired for this one, after all, you've just reached the end of a 31 day March.) There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The firs... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1692

Quote #1463

  "The glory of God is a human being made fully alive." - Iranaeus read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2553

Freshman Bricks

While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
2733

Why are you so afraid of subjective moral reasoning?

Many in the world think that subjective morals are a great basis for life. This young man's question about the same is answered very kindly and wisely by Ravi Zacharias. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
3663

Dog No Leave Park

I'm no expert on body language, but I don't think this dog wants to leave the park.  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3144

Bank Call

One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right person. When a customer called one day asking to speak with a bank representative, I said, "Of course, Sir. What ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2176

Communication

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your co... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2444

Narcissist

Do people think you're a self-absorbed narcissist? You'd best take a long, hard look in the mirror.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
910

Cybersalt News - March 30, 2016

Today I feel as though I have robbed you all of a great laugh due to an unfortunate oversight on my part. A new video of Scott Sterling playing volleyball was released today and when I went to link it... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2639

Scott Sterling - Volleyball Star

You might recognize Scott Sterling from his amazing soccer career. This video is evidence that he is also one of the best volleyball players in the history of the game! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3007

Duelling Judges

Tyler and Katz, two judges, were each arrested on speeding charges. When they arrived in court on the appointed day, no one was there, so instead of wasting time waiting around they decided to try eac... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1755

Advice

A young man is reported to have approached the renowned composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (one of the great musical prodigies of all time), and asked, "Herr Mozart, I have the ambition to write symphon... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1064

One-liner #1018

My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1457

One-liner #1017

One of the 'World's Strongest Man' events should be "Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1422

One-liner #1016

Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... how did 2 sticks win out!?... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1308

One-liner #1015

It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your Facebook page.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1467

Pawn Shops

Avoid pawn shops: you'll just get rooked.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1363

One-liner #1014

Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always like to write: "Last warning, you have a week to get the rest of the money together."... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4473

Sorry, God

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. On the operating table she had a near-death experience, and was face-to-face with God. "Is it my time?" she asked. God rep... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
878

Cybersalt News - March 29, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog on the Cybersalt Site today. Have you ever heard of printed magnets? Check them out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/printed-magnets  Also, due to an error betwee... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1162

Quote #1462

"A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a thousand moments of regret." - Anonymous read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1639

Quote #1461

Listen and silent are spelled with the same letters... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3040

Read The Label

It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised on television about six times a day. I was still living at home with my parents saving money for college. One af... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2251

Printed Magnets

The invention of "printed magnets" is going to revolutionize the use of magnets like LED has revolutionized the use of light. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
859

Cybersalt News - March 28, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out how one business reduced product returns by 95% at "Tile Note": www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/tile-note Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..

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