Monthly Archive

April 2013

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Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2202
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Relevancy

The pastor told the search committee, "If I am voted in as pastor of this church, I will work hard to bring us into the 20th century." Someone spoke up, "Uh, Preacher, don't you mean the 21st century... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1956
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Quote #1361

"Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable."- G.K. Chesterton read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2799
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Favorite Superhero

My favorite superhero is Oxymoron - the stain-fighting stupid person.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2351
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One-liner #0913

"Whether you mean it or not, be sincere!" read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1796
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ET - Extra Terrestrial

This bible cartoon features ET the Extra Terrestrial sharing his paraphrase advice on living a Purpose Driven Life.. BE GOOD... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1812
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Service not Serve us

This bible cartoon calls the christian church to be involved in 'Christian service', not simply attend where 'Christians serve us' read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1927
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Tree Crooked - Christmas

This Christmas cartoon remembers those crooked live Christmas trees read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1450
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Consider the flowers

This gospel cartoon features the truth of God's care and to consider the flowers of the field read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1698
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Crystal Ball - picking basketball games

This March Madness cartoon features a couple consulting a medium to predict her brackets read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1802
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Daniel and the Lions Den - or dandelion

This sunday school cartoon recalls my son Nathan retelling to us what he learned in Sunday School read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2510
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Fumble - an offering plate moment

This church cartoon features a dropped offering plate during football season read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1827
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Funny isn't it

This Heven cartoon features two angels surprised to meet each other in Heaven read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1639
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Job - much like Alexander

This bible cartoon from the book of Job compares the lessons from the Bible book of Job with a similar message to the children's book Alexanders No Good Very Bad Day read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1851
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Christmas Carolers - PC type

This Christmas cartoon features politically correct Christmas Carolers read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1557
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Plastic Flowers

This love cartoon shares the simple truth, plastic flowers are not the way to a woman's heart read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1632
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Road to Eternity - don't tell me how to drive

This bible cartoon from the book of Proverbs warns us to be careful the road you drive read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2461
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Server - pie

This Christian cartoon shares a server at a pie shop with a chip on his shoulder read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1760
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Slinky Dress

This bible proverb shares the danger of spending time with a prostititue or as found in this cartoons a woman in a slinky dress or a slinky in a dress read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2281
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Teacher Tenure

This bible cartoon shares the message about teachers who do not make the grade read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2464
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Too Busy Serving - Paul

This bible cartoon features the Apostle Paul who was TOO BUSY SERVING to be discouraged bybeatings, snake bites, ship wrecks, or doing jail time. read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1832
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Zit Popping - Leviticus skin laws

This bible cartoon from the book of Leviticus is paraphrased to deal with acne and zits   read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3943 - April 4, 2013

Issue #3943 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site to read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1772
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Cybersalt News - April 4, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Shopping With Grandma" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shopping-with-grandma There... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8826
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Shopping With Grandma

Some people will do anything to get the seniors' discount! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4776
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Can You See Me?

I'm a counselor who helps coordinate support groups for visually-impaired adults. Many participants have a condition known as macular degeneration, which makes it difficult for them to distinguish fa... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1863
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Quote #1360

"The weakest believer and the strongest saint are alike equally justified. Justification admits no degrees. A man is either wholly justified or wholly condemned in the sight of God."- C.J. Mahaney read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2875
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Bunch of Flowers

"Life is like a bunch of flowers"- Florist Gump read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2406
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One-liner #0912

"The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2410
4 min read

Easter Truth

Matt preached a phenomenal sermon on Sunday, and I was lucky enough to talk things through with him earlier in the week, so the truths have had extra time to sink in to my blown mind (unrelated: if pa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1827
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Cybersalt News - April 3, 2013

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Death Star" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/death-star Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..