Monthly Archive

April 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 117 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1167

Working in Vain

Purposeful work that feels vain is better than work that feels worthwhile but turns out to be in vain. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120429.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2537

Two Wrongs

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2744

iPod Name

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1399

Cybersalt News - April 27, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  It shows a habit that would be tough to break.  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nunchucks  Do you like to ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1861

Investigation

A woman had a beautiful black cat with white feet, named Socks. Socks spent his days outside and came indoors only at night. One cool October evening, he disappeared. She searched for him high and lo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1537

Quote #1295

Four things you can't recover:- The Stone after the throw- The Word after it's said- The Occasion after it's missed- The Time after it's gone.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1603

One-liner #0846

"Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4809

Abe Lincoln's Age

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8358

Nunchucks

Good luck breaking this habit! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3056

Thumb Twiddling

The person who invented thumb twiddling didn't do it singlehandedly. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1513

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  Kermit the frog sang it wasn't easy being green, but this frog seems to have no problem with it:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/s... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1647

Parenting, Worry, Teens

A father said to his teenage daughter, "I want you home by 11:00 tonight." "But Daddy," she protested, "I'm not a little girl anymore." "You're right." he answered. "Better make it 10:30!"... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1569

Quote #1294

"If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarassment." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1649

One-liner #0845

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4247

Tea For Two

Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea. The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch. "W... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7561

Compliments

Fishing for Compliments: Standing in the kitchen next to the toaster with my glass raised. Nothing.... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3303

Sitting Frog

Kermit the frog may have sung "It's not easy being green," but this frog doesnt' seem to be having any problem with it. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1266

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's good news for those of you who have problems downloading YouTube videos.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-youtube-collection Enjoy the rest of today'... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3291

Eating and Drinking

(a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.(b) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Britis read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
3187

Quote #1293

"No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern."- Plato read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1665

One-liner #0844

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4425

Doing Nothing Today

I don't feel like doing anything today. I think I've got an enlarged procrastinate.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3980

Boot Lesson

A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2747

The YouTube Collection

Many people still have Internet access that is too slow to enjoy watching YouTube Videos.  The YouTube Collection is a great solution for them. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2244

When God Says No To Healing

What's the solution when God answers "No" to our request for healing? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1558

A Prayer

Inspired by Psalm 139:18b - I awake and I am still with you.I awake, and I am still with you, Still because you never left, your presence does not rest when I do, Still because your en... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1391

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Proclaiming Truth" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/proclaiming-truth Enj... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1752

Attending Church

After Sunday service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. He hadn't met the husband before, so he asked what church he was transferring from. The husband looked down at his f... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1601

One-liner #0843

"If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1517

Quote #1292

“There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a crackling fire and a Zamboni clearing the ice.” - Charlie Brown... read more..

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