Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1778 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Marriage Reason
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2029
<1min

Marriage Reason

During a friendly argument, my husband asked me why I married him in the first place. "I was just stupid," I teased. When he said he was happy to hear that, I requested an explanation. "People get div... read more..
E-Parenting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2030
<1min

E-Parenting

Debbie wasn't home, and it was getting awfully late. Not knowing any of her girlfriend's phone numbers, her Mother fired-up Debbie's computer and saw a list of email addresses. She sent a note to each... read more..
Motherhood, Proverbs 31
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2080
3 min read

Motherhood, Proverbs 31

Dear Santa, I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned, and cuddled my two children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money... read more..
Illustration
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2038
<1min

Illustration

Bob Hope once received an award and graciously gave full credit to his four writers for making it possible.The next to receive the award was Bishop Fulton J. Sheen. He stepped to the mike and with a g... read more..
Planning
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1972
<1min

Planning

Before I could enroll in my company's medical insurance plan, I needed to fill out a questionnaire. As expected, the form was very thorough, leaving nothing to chance.One question asked, "Do you think... read more..
Barbecuing: Manly Cooking
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2124
<1min

Barbecuing: Manly Cooking

Barbecuing - It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion:(1) The woman goes to the store.(2) The woman... read more..
IRS Complaint
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2027
<1min

IRS Complaint

At the Internal Revenue Service where I used to work, no officer was immune from letters of complaint written by disgruntled taxpayers. One time an irate farmer wrote to my supervisor: "Please tell O... read more..
Childlike Observations
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1945
<1min

Childlike Observations

After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a light, citrusy fragrance. The next day I was surprised when it was my little boy, not my husband, who firs... read more..
Divorce and Bitterness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1927
<1min

Divorce and Bitterness

After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client, "Jill, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you.""Fair ... read more..
The Gift of Children
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1845
<1min

The Gift of Children

A tired mom opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give what yo... read more..
Lust, Sin, Perception
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2093
<1min

Lust, Sin, Perception

A Priest at a Church picnic was staring at a member of his parish wearing the tiniest of bikinis.A Nun walked over and said, "Shame on you Father, staring at that woman like that!"The Priest replied, ... read more..
Offering and Sacrifice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2315
<1min

Offering and Sacrifice

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make an offering"Great idea!... read more..
Sin
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2012
<1min

Sin

A patient, while recovering in the hospital from a heart attack, met this over-zealous evangelist. After listening politely for over a half-hour on how thankful he should be to have been spared, and h... read more..
Twins
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2094
<1min

Twins

A friend and I were shopping for dresses for her three-year-old girls to wear to a wedding. In the store, another girl staring intently at Sarah and Becky asked, "Are those girls twins?""Actually they... read more..
Do You Think I'll Find…?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2118
<1min

Do You Think I'll Find…?

A four-year-old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked in her ears, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a... read more..
Slow Down Therapy - Part 3
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2083
<1min

Slow Down Therapy - Part 3

26. Take a day off alone; make a retreat. You can learn from monks and hermits without becoming one. 27. Pet a furry friend. You will give and get the gift of now. 28. Work with your hands. It frees t... read more..
Guide To Work Responses
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2036
<1min

Guide To Work Responses

1) If it rings, put it on hold. 2) If it clanks, call the repairman. 3) If it whistles, ignore it. 4) If it's a friend, take a break. 5) If it's the boss, look busy. 6) If it talks, take notes. read more..
Adolescence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2060
<1min

Adolescence

*Adolescence***Nowadays our youngsters are acting as if adolescence is the last fling at life instead of the introduction to it.**Some philosopher said that adolescence is the best substitute ever inv read more..
Daily Living Garden
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2392
<1min

Daily Living Garden

** FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING **PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS: 1. Peace of mind 2. Peace of heart 3. Peace of soul PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH: 1. Squash gossip 2. Squash indifference 3. Squash grum read more..
Trials, Pain, Suffering, Annoyances
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1978
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Trials, Pain, Suffering, Annoyances

"UNDER OUR SKIN!"There once was an oyster, whose story I tell;Who found that some sand, had gotten into his shell.It was only a grain, but it gave him great pain;For oysters have feelings, although th read more..
Skills Worth Mentioning
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2048
<1min

Skills Worth Mentioning

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?" "Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories publ read more..
Peace on Earth
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2183
<1min

Peace on Earth

"Peace doesn't start at a mideast table but in a mideast stable" is the sign on our church front sign. 26,000 cars drive by daily.- Pastor Roger Barcus read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3706 - July 29, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3706 - July 29, 2011

Cybersalt News Yesterday was an eventful day at Cybersalt World headquarters. Yours truly undertook some do-it-yourself plumbing and electrical work. At one point it looked like the water wasn't go read more..
Thesaurus Collision
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3641
<1min

Thesaurus Collision

Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press. Witnesses were stunned, startled, agh... read more..
Bird Offerings Cartoon
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
9706
<1min

Bird Offerings Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3705 - July 28, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3705 - July 28, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, Cybersaltines have spoken and Chicken Thursday lives on! Some of you are not able to read the story behind Chicken Thursday because the Cybersalt Si read more..
Food, Family and Philosophy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3939
<1min

Food, Family and Philosophy

Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father explains, "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, ... read more..
Dog Trick or Treat
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
9754
<1min

Dog Trick or Treat

Church members were shocked to see the pastor's dogs trick or treating. ... read more..
Elvis Puppy
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
8225
<1min

Elvis Puppy

You ain't nothin' but a hounddog. Thank you, thank you very much. ... read more..
Dog Obedience
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
8234
<1min

Dog Obedience

It's always hard to watch the pups head off to obedience school for the first time. ... read more..
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