Monthly Archive

September 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 135 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - September 17, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - September 17, 2016

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. Check out today's FunBlog entry "Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/spinning-top... read more..
Quote #1573
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Quote #1573

"It is much easier to have sympathy with suffering than it is to have sympathy with thought." - Oscar Wilde read more..
Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. ... read more..
"I Do" Suggestion
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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"I Do" Suggestion

Position on Proposals: Getting down on one knee can be very engaging.... read more..
Abuse of the Courts
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Abuse of the Courts

A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How should I know?" the ma... read more..
On The Ball Mechanic
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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On The Ball Mechanic

My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he hea... read more..
One-liner #1125
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1125

I know a lot about cars; I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4189 - September 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4189 - September 16, 2016

Cybersalt News A lot of kids are calmed by farm animals - others not so much. You'll find "Horse Scare" (I know, it's not a horse) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horse-scare Enjoy the res read more..
Cybersalt News - September 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 16, 2016

A lot of kids are calmed by farm animals - others not so much. You'll find "Horse Scare" (I know, it's not a horse) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horse-scare Enjoy the rest of today's mai... read more..
Horse Scare
Funny Horse Pictures
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Horse Scare

The counselor suggested giving Jimmy to a nice quiet day at the farm. ... read more..
Job Market Survey
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Job Market Survey

Surveying the job market: Look for a plumb assignment hanging weights from a string.... read more..
Quote #1572
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Pastor Tim
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Quote #1572

"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate."   - Barnett R. Brickner read more..
Barber Job Description
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Barber Job Description

He prunes the foliage on your headAnd trims around the earSo you will look respectableWherever you appear. With special shears he thins your hairThen washes it with soapOr uses some restoring stuffTo... read more..
Packing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Packing

I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions. "Ha... read more..
One-liner #1124
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1124

You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4188 - September 15, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4188 - September 15, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mothers of twins have their hands full. Sometimes their husbands only add to the chaos. You'll see why in "Twins' Doctor Apointment" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu read more..
Cybersalt News - September 15, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 15, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mothers of twins have their hands full. Sometimes their husbands only add to the chaos. You'll see why in "Twins' Doctor Apointment" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/twi... read more..
Twins' Doctor Apointment
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Twins' Doctor Apointment

That was the day Julie asked Dan to take the twins to the doctor.... read more..
Hard to Explain
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Hard to Explain

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.... read more..
Quote #1571
Quotes
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Quote #1571

"The Lord is trustworthy in all he promises and faithful in all he does." Psalm 145:13b read more..
Cry On for Crayons
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cry On for Crayons

The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons." "Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't... read more..
Sovereignty and Wisdom of God
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Sovereignty and Wisdom of God

A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence a young woman turned to a minister sitting next to her and with a nervous la... read more..
One-liner #1123
One-liners
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One-liner #1123

"I loathe people who keep dogs; they are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." - August Strindberg read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4187 - September 14, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4187 - September 14, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new FunBlog entry today. You can watch "Tripal Spiral Dominoes" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/triple-spiral-dominoes Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim Today's read more..
Cybersalt News - September 14, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 14, 2016

There is a new FunBlog entry today. You can watch "Tripal Spiral Dominoes" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/triple-spiral-dominoes Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Triple Spiral Dominoes
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Triple Spiral Dominoes

We like watching dominoes falling as much as most average people, but this tripal spiral of 15,000 dominoes sure dialed our enjoyment up a notch! ... read more..
Toy Return
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Toy Return

"Hey, where can I find the Terminator action figures?" "Aisle B, back." read more..
Quote #1570
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1570

"Don't bother to give God instructions; just report for duty." - Corrie Ten Boom read more..
Listening In
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Listening In

A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay phone I could find was in use. So I stood to the side and politely waited until it was free, thinking it would ... read more..
Housecleaning Philosophy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Housecleaning Philosophy

I don't do windows because...I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terribl... read more..
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