Monthly Archive

September 2016

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4194 - September 29, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4194 - September 29, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, September 28, 2016, was the 18th anniversary of the Cybersalt Site. Thanks for being a part of the fun! There is a new funny sign video on the Cy read more..
Cybersalt News - September 29, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 29, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, September 28, 2016, was the 18th anniversary of the Cybersalt Site. Thanks for being a part of the fun! There is a new funny sign video on the Cybersalt Site to... read more..
Corporate Listening
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Corporate Listening

The company I worked for had an employee suggestion competition, the entire staff was asked to submit entries that would save money for the firm. The winner was a man who suggested the company save p... read more..
One-liner #1128
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1128

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs - sorry for ... read more..
Don't Drink Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Don't Drink Sign

Also, "Don't Drink and Paint Signs." ... read more..
Common Sense
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Common Sense

My friend has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.... read more..
English Buns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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English Buns

"Ah, synonym rolls . . . just like grammar used to make them." read more..
Quote #1576
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1576

"Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace." Jerry Bridges, The Discipline of G read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4193 - September 25, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4193 - September 25, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! My last two sermons (the first two after my 29 week stretch of not preaching) are on the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Elephant Killing Wisdo read more..
Cybersalt News - September 25, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 25, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! My last two sermons (the first two after my 29 week stretch of not preaching) are on the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Elephant Killing Wisdom" at:www.westsi... read more..
Self Static
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Self Static

"I keep shocking myself," said Tom, revolted. read more..
Someone Who Understands
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Someone Who Understands

Bob Weber, past president of Kiwanis International, told this story. He had spoken to a club in a small town and was spending the night with a farmer on the outskirts of the community. He had just rel... read more..
One-liner #1127
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1127

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.... read more..
Pursuing A Course In Apple-Fritterology
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Pursuing A Course In Apple-Fritterology

Recently, and by that I mean within the last month, my cell phone has been ringing out of my shirt pocket. It is rather frustrating because I rarely give my number to anybody. But there it goes, ringi... read more..
Quote #1575
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1575

"The eyes of all look to you, LORD,  and you give them their food at the proper time. You open your hand and satisfy the desires of every living thing." Psalm 145:15-16 read more..
Engine Trouble
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Engine Trouble

Many years ago before the days of cell phones and data, a friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He ... read more..
One-liner #1126
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1126

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..
Tiny Rose
Clean Jokes
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Tiny Rose

A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a child and naming her for the wife's beloved Aunt Rose. But the baby was so tiny and precious, Rose was too mu... read more..
Cat Elephant Butt
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Elephant Butt

Is it a cat or an elephant? You be the judge.  ... read more..
Choosing a Husband
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Choosing a Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit... read more..
Quote #1574
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1574

"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4192 - September 22, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4192 - September 22, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 70th birthday to my dad! Don't forget the change in the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest, which is only being sent out on Sundays and Chick read more..
Cybersalt News - September 22, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 22, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 70th birthday to my dad! Don't forget the change in the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest, which is only being sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays&nbs... read more..
To Condemn or Not Condemn - There is No Question
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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To Condemn or Not Condemn - There is No Question

Jesus' followers have not been called to a ministry of condemnation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160918.mp3{/audio} read more..
Cow-isms
Clean Jokes
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2 min read

Cow-isms

*Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.* Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them read more..
Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities

One day this past week, I got up a little earlier than usual and to keep from waking up the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage I got my coffee and went to the back porch to enjoy a quiet early morning... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4191 - September 18, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4191 - September 18, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I am announcing a change is the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest. It will only be sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays.  This will allow m read more..
Cybersalt News - September 18, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 18, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! I am announcing a change is the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest. It will only be sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays.  This will allow me to devote time... read more..
Lofty Vision
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Lofty Vision

Optimistic Optometrist: “They’ll see. They’ll ALL see.”... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4190 - September 17, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4190 - September 17, 2016

Cybersalt News Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. Check out today's FunBlog entry "Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber" at:www.cybersalt.org/fun read more..
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