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Monthly Archive

September 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 43 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2636

Johnny Hollers

Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny (a future lawyer) hollers out, "Okay, everyone in the house, please be advised that I, little Johnny, have on this date made a complete foo... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 30, 2013

I am super excited to announce that after almost 3 months of development, the new Cybersalt Shaker YouTube channel is now featuring its first 4 episodes! I hope you will enjoy them and be blessed by t... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2298

Today's Opportunity - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #004

A missed opportunity leads to a fruitless apple harvest and new reflections on 2 Corinthians 6:1+2. ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2839

Distracted Worshipers - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #003

 A bump between a BMW and Chevy Impala is the impetus for this fresh look at Matthew 26:40+41. read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2580

Home's Distraction - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #002

A chimney top view of a mountain lookout provides the context for this consideration of Matthew 6:19-21. ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
1776

Hasty Conclusions - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #001

Why is Pastor Tim sitting in his garden shed and what does it have to do with Proverbs 25:8?  Watch this first episode of the Cybersalt Shaker to find out! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3248

Ticketing Mom?

Thanks to Kathy Edwards for submitting this true story.  She wrote, "Pastor Tim, This really happen to me when I was in the police academy.... One day the instructor asked us a very simple quest... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
656

Evidence of Faith - Part 3

A look at yet more inspiring examples of ordinary people who demonstrated their faith in God by how they lived - even when God allowed suffering and persecution in their lives. Listen Online:... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
913

Cybersalt Turns 15!

Cybersalt turns 15 today! As the ancient Babylonians used to say on important occasions, WAHOO!  Thank you, thank you, thank you to each and every one of you who have been a part of the las... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2500

Peanut Visit

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.  As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "No, not at all" the w... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4037

Jesus Loves Me For Seniors

Jesus loves me, this I knowThough my hair is white as snowThough my sight is growing dimStill He bids me trust in him.(CHORUS 1): YES, JESUS LOVES ME YES, JESUS LOVES MEYES. JESUS LOVES ME THE BIBLE ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1203

Quote #1379

"Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor."- Benjamin Franklin   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3520

Autocorrect

My phone auto-corrects "killed" to "kilt." Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.  ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1514

One-liner #0931

"Jet lag is nature's way of making sure you look like your passport photo."   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3476

Supermarket Saavy

One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the supermarket parking lot. Ever courteous, he insisted on taking it over for her. The woman struggled alongside, doi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 26, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and shortened urls to reduce clutter! There are only three more days to get your extra entries in Cybersalt's 15th Anniversary Giveaway!  The winners will be picked o... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2650

Why Men Are Not Secretaries

Why Men Are Not Secretaries: Husband's note on refrigerator to wife: "Someone from the Guyna Colleges called.  They said the Pabst Beer is normal.  I didn't know you liked beer."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Compromise and Adjustment

Jane had developed a system for labeling homemade freezer meals. She would carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf," "Pot Roast," "Steak and Vegetables," "Chicken and Dumplings," or "Beef Pot... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1135

Quote #1378

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."  read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2861

Bad Omen

Bad Omen! That's a bad Omen! (Never adopt a dog named Omen.)... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1570

One-liner #0930

I would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3357

Toy Disclaimers

Honest Toy Disclaimers * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks. * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much. * Warn... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2583

Thinking about Kids and Gender Stereotypes…

Over the last week I really enjoyed two separate blog posts that relate to raising boys who don’t fit 100% in the box of what our culture expects from boys. Although really, does anyone fit 100%... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1592

Tour De Victoria Passes By Cybersalt World Headquarters

After mistakenly getting up yesterday morning to film today's race, we really enjoyed watching the 2013 Ryder Hesjedal's Tour De Victoria pass in front of Cybersalt World Headquarters this morning. Co... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Evidence of Faith - Part 2

A look at more inspiring examples of ordinary people who demonstrated their faith in God by how they lived. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130922.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2920

Hooked – Prostitution Documentary

I have shared in the past some of my thoughts on prostitution, but it is a difficult topic because the sex trade comes tangled with so many issues. A friend shared this documentary on facebook, and I ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1199

Quote #1377

"You know your growing in grace when people notice that you've stopped correcting there mistakes." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1585

Opportunity

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, the Opportunist. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1808

School Sweatshirt

Does this Greek sweatshirt make me look frat? read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1538

One-liner #0929

"Men say that women should come with instructions, but have you ever seen a man read instructions?" read more..

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