Monthly Archive

October 2012

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Off to Home Depot
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Off to Home Depot

"Well, I'm off to Home Depot - need to buy a couple of large pails for some outside chores, a medium pail for some inside washing, and maybe a small pail for taking to the beach. And there you have it read more..
One-liner #0870
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0870

"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own." read more..
Workin' on the Railroad
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Workin' on the Railroad

Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Benny read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3889 - October 9, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3889 - October 9, 2012

Issue #3889 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bike Lock Sandals" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pic read more..
Cybersalt News - October 8, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2012

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to everyone in the great white north! There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Cat Laxatives" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictur... read more..
Cat Laxatives
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Laxatives

That's when little Tiger found the laxatives. ... read more..
Quote #1318
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1318

"In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And an read more..
Toothaches
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Toothaches

"A toothache is a pain that drives you to extraction." read more..
One-liner #0869
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0869

"The worst part about sharing a name with someone famous: you're always telling people, no, I'm not THAT Batman." read more..
Pierced Ears
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pierced Ears

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3888 - October 8, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3888 - October 8, 2012

Issue #3888 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to everyone in the great white north! There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt Site today. read more..
Good Gift!
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Good Gift!

Giving thanks is saying "Good gift!" to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3887 - October 7, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3887 - October 7, 2012

Issue #3887 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. There is a Rev. James Snyder article featured on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Early T read more..
Laws of Computing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Laws of Computing

*Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. * When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. * The read more..
Cybersalt News - October 7, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 7, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a Rev. James Snyder article featured on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Want To Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org En... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 6, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 6, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Hygiene Date Help" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hygiene-date-help There is also a new FunBlog entry on the site as ... read more..
Hygiene Date Help
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Hygiene Date Help

Chad was a bit blurry on how hygiene could help land him a date. ... read more..
Quote #1317
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1317

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.” - Rene Descartes... read more..
Cats Are Resting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cats Are Resting

Cats everywhere resting securely now that Curiosity is far away on Mars.... read more..
One-liner #0868
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0868

The Swiss Army could totally dismantle the Swedish Army if they just added an Allen wrench to their knives.... read more..
I'll Testify To That
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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I'll Testify To That

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3886 - October 6, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
92
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3886 - October 6, 2012

Issue #3886 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Hygiene Date Help" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictu read more..
Toy Train In Space
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Toy Train In Space

Here's a fun video of a great father and son experience of sending a toy train into space.  ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 5, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 5, 2012

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Jed Clampett 2" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/jed-clampett-2 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Quote #1316
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2001
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Quote #1316

‎"Friendship grows out of the vulnerability of allowing another person to see who you really are beneath the polite exterior." - Tim Challies... read more..
Origami Society
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Origami Society

"I am sad to announce that the Origami Society has folded." read more..
One-liner #0867
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0867

"Autocorrect: It can be your worst enema." read more..
Marriage Wakeup
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Marriage Wakeup

As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. "They're so thoughtful," Barb said. "Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot... read more..
Jed Clampett 2
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Jed Clampett 2

The first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3885 - October 5, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3885 - October 5, 2012

Issue #3885 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Jed Clampett 2" at:http://www.cybersalt.org/fun read more..
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