Monthly Archive

November 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 72 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Self-Righteousness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Self-Righteousness

Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of the church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies cried out, "... read more..
Ikea Navy
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Ikea Navy

Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.... read more..
Quote #1685
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1685

"We are most content when we are grateful for what we own, satisfied with what we make, and generous to those in need." - C. Swindoll read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4308 - November 16, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4308 - November 16, 2017

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Cybersalt News - November 16, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 16, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A shout out to H. Penner for another one of her chicken pictures! There is a new funny video on the Cybersalt Site and it's just in time to help some of you with ... read more..
Living to 80?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Living to 80?

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking... read more..
Quote #1684
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1684

"All great Christians have been wounded souls." - A. W. Tozer read more..
Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants

Why eat less when you can wear more? Get your Stove Top Thanksgiving dinner pants today! ... read more..
Self-Righteous Cards
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Self-Righteous Cards

Jones jumped up from the card table white with rage. "Stop this game," he shouted, "Smith is cheating!" "How do you know?" "He's not playing the hand I dealt him."... read more..
One-liner #1240
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1240

Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.... read more..
Surprise Gift
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Surprise Gift

The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday. "A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk. "You bet," answered the customer.... read more..
Mid-Life Pets
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Mid-Life Pets

When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the "many paws."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4307 - November 12, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4307 - November 12, 2017

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Cybersalt News - November 12, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is back to its regular weekend size. After all, I couldn't disappoint M. L. Van Driesen two weeks in a row 😉! Featured on the Cybersalt site today: Re... read more..
As The Cookie Crumbles, So Do My Excuses
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5490
4 min read

As The Cookie Crumbles, So Do My Excuses

Several weeks ago, I was at home alone when the doorbell rang. I answered the door to find representatives from a local Girl Scout troop doing what they do so well; selling Girl Scout cookies. The Gr... read more..
One-liner #1239
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1239

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.... read more..
Tips For the Persecuted
Body of Christ Connection
Pastor Tim
4445
3 min read

Tips For the Persecuted

Thank you for considering being willing to share your life with a brother or sister in Christ living for Jesus in freedom somewhere else in the world. As a part of the church, a member of the body of ... read more..
Tips For the Free
Body of Christ Connection
Pastor Tim
4760
3 min read

Tips For the Free

(Note: We now have a closed Facebook group for people interested in BOCC but who do not feel ready to be directly connected with a persecuted Christian or refugee. You can apply to join it by cli read more..
Worst Memory
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2804
<1min

Worst Memory

Two men were talking. The first says, "My wife has the worst memory I ever heard of." The second man replies, "Forgets everything, eh?" "Nope. She remembers everything."... read more..
Shopping "Taken Care Of"
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1988
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Shopping "Taken Care Of"

I went shopping for cherries and microphones the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.... read more..
Quote #1683
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1683

"We need to give each other the space to grow, to be ourselves, to exercise our diversity. We need to give each other space so that we may both give and receive such beautiful things as ideas, openn read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4306 - November 9, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
86
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4306 - November 9, 2017

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Cybersalt News - November 9, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 9, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1682
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1682

"Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself." - George Bernard Shaw read more..
Tips for Managers and Bosses
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4265
2 min read

Tips for Managers and Bosses

- Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. - If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes t read more..
War
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

War

As the regiment moved out, the crowd cheered. One soldier asked another, "Who are all those cheering people?" The veteran answered, "They're the ones who aren't going."... read more..
One-liner #1238
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1238

I like to play blackjack; I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..
Johnny and Remembrance
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Johnny and Remembrance

One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for som... read more..
Army Hippo
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Army Hippo

The army kept advancing till its route was blocked by a dead hippopotamus lying across the road. "Carry on," commanded the general. And he was right. - Cynthia MacGregor... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4305 - November 5, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4305 - November 5, 2017

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