Monthly Archive

December 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 295 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Lazarus Dies Again

This Christian cartoon states there will alwyas be cynics finding reasons NOT to believe read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1403
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Lazarus Rise

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1416
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Simon and Lazarus

This gospel cartoon remembers the dinner party where Simon the former leper invites Lazaurs the former dead man read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2083
2 min read

31 Weeks

I am sick, and this is by far the schleppiest I have felt for a bump picture. But I am not vain enough to dress up just for a picture, and I wouldn’t want to falsely glamorize pregnancy lest my ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Tree Rush

Billy was tired of waiting for his parents to go tree shopping. ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1975
2 min read

A Cliche Come True

Sometimes as a Christian there are amazing and wonderful spiritual truths that lose their power because I become desensitized to them – I hear them so much I forget what they mean or play it off... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3915 - December 4, 2012

Issue #3915 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News I've made it easier for everyone to find Christmas jokes on the Cybersalt site by creating a separate area for them.  You c read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 4, 2012

I've made it easier for everyone to find Christmas jokes on the Cybersalt site by creating a separate area for them.  You can now get ready to be entertaining at your Christmas gatherings by goin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
15491
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End of Mayan Calendar

Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan two: "But it only goes up to 21.12.2012" Mayan one: "Ah don't worry about it we'll make a new one before then.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1343

"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2509
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Stopped Selling

The supermarket has stopped selling tropical fruit: It's enough to make a mango crazy.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2315
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One-liner #0895

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."- John Steinbeck read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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English Subtitles

The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. * I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. * Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. * Gun wounds again?... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Carlos The Mailman

Carlos goes postal in his own, merry way! ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Turkey

THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air;It knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a cornerand burst wit... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5720
3 min read

The 12 Bugs of Christmas

Too many of us have had to deal with software problems and support like this! The 12 Bugs of Christmas - A Software Developers' Version 1. For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:See read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Night of Christmas

'Twas the night of Christmas, But I just couldn't sleep.I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckonedThe dark meat and white,But I fought the temptation with all of my might read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2781
2 min read

3rd Trimester – BAM!

This weekend it felt like the third trimester came out of nowhere, rifled through my cupboards and sat on my couch in ratty sweatpants eating all my favourite snacks. Does that make sense? It’s ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Iguana Greetings

Iguana wish you a Merry Christmas! ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
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Hope - Show It!

This Christmas, don't be a snotty a-hole about the secularization of the holiday.  Instead, show the world the Hope Jesus gives you. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121202.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3914 - December 2, 2012

Issue #3914 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everybody! There is a new commentary by Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today.  You can read "What read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1004
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Cybersalt News - December 2, 2012

Sunday greetings everybody! There is a new commentary by Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today.  You can read "What Holiday Does a Holiday Tree Celebrate?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penm... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3803
4 min read

What Holiday Does a Holiday Tree Celebrate?

I will confess right up front to a certain degree of confusion. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage will corroborate this confession. So many things confuse me; I am not sure where to begin, and on... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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MIT PHD

There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt.  Each day he was seen walking up and down the... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3913 - December 1, 2012

Issue #3913 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Happy December everyone! Today's new page on the Cybersalt site is "Bitter Cake" at:http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bitt read more..