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Monthly Archive

December 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 177 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2971

Catastrophe Box

Have you ever been carrying something heavy that seemed to have a mind of its own?  These people know how you felt. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1263

One-liner #0804

"Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since."- Dave Beard read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2679

New Year's Resolution Definition

"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4495

Newlywed Compromise

For our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of pumpkin pie, cheesecake or orange-date cake. "Pumpkin pie," I requested. "We've been eating pumpkin pie since Th... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1411

The First Day of January

"Every man should be born again on the first day of January.  Start with a fresh page.  Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2653

Here We Go Again; The Art of Redundancy

Forgive me if I have said this before, but, "Happy New Year." It may be the epitome of redundancy but I have given this greeting for 60 years and I mean it as sincerely this year as I have all the yea... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1256

"We will open the book.  Its pages are blank.  We are going to put words on them ourselves.  The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day."- Edith Lovejoy Pier read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 31, 2011

As we say goodbye to the year 2011, may 2012 be a year full of God's richest blessings in Jesus in your life. And, as the New Year's Dog makes its featured appearance on the Cybersalt site - "O hope ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2847

DEA Choir Songs

The Top 14 Songs Performed by the DEA Choir (Drug Enforcement Agency)14 - Amazing Grass13 -  Don't Sell It On The Mountain12 - I Can Seize Clearly Now11 -  Don't Cry For Me, Noriega 10 - ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1976

Antique Tents

Once a year, the collectors of antique tents in Germany get together for a rally. Last year, the organizers decided to hold it in Meinz. Unfortunately, the local burghers took a dim view of... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1291

One-liner #0803

"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve and middle age is when you're forced to."- Bill Vaughn read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1286

Quote #1255

"Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man."- Benjamin Franklin read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1763

You Will Never Be Sorry

You Will Never Be Sorry ...for thinking before acting. ...for hearing before judging. ...for forgiving your enemies. ...for being candid and frank. ...for helping a fallen brother. ...for bein... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1035

Cybersalt News - December 30, 2011

Sorry for the lack of posts since Christmas Eve.  I wasn't planning on taking a break from working on the Cybersalt site, but a whole bunch of factors combined to bump it off my radar the last nu... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4683

If You Can't Resolve 'Em, Perfect Last Year's Mistakes

An old year is fading and a new year is upon us again. Each year I go kicking and screaming into the New Year, and not because I am against change. My pants pocket is full of change. I simply cannot ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4776

Grinding the Crack

This is an absolutely amazing video of Jeb Corlis flying a wing suit.  If you only have time to watch a bit of it, start at the 1:25 mark. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Smoking and Praying

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and ask... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1304

One-liner #0802

"The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1093

Quote #1254

"May you live all the days of your life."- Jonathan Swift read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3252

New Year's Resolutions

"800 X 600 would be too cramped. 1024 X 768 wouldn't be bad but would still be somewhat restrictive. 1920 X 1200. Those are dimensions I would love. Mom's asked us to choose resolutions for read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1451

One-liner #0801

"I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1253

"Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."- Thomas Edison read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1307

One-liner #0800

"A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if Cowboy Architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone." read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
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Watching for Help

Be careful to watch out for God's help because it can come in a way very different than you expect. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111225.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1252

"The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."- Marcus Aurelius read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2980

Christmas in the Dump

On behalf of Susan and myself, I’d like wish you all a blessed and joyous Christmas! My Christmas meditations started quite unexpectedly this year on October 14th. It was a cool, rainy day and I w... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0799

"Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor because if he were some sort of superbeing he'd come to my house and smash my face into my keyboa4egwsdvc8 ohuiblj4g evda zcg 9ob, jlmevda zhoph" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 24, 2011

Did you hear the one about the guy who went to a fight and a hockey game broke out? Yeah, me too. Have you heard the one about the person who went shopping at Macy's and the Hallelujah Chorus bro... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Random Act of Culture - Hallelujah Chorus

Did you hear the one about the guy who went to a fight and a hockey game broke out? Yeah, me too. Have you heard the one about the person who went shopping at Macy's and the Hallelujah Chorus broke o... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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New Bank Teller

First man: "I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller." Second man: "I thought they just hired a new teller last week." First man: "Right. That's the one they're looking for."... read more..

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