Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
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State of The World

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on t... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1557

"Those who play on fear, who practice the politics of division, who fuel nationalistic fervor, and who incite violence and hate are strengthened by ignorance and public resignation." – Dr. Samantha read more..

Clean Puns
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Old Testament Barista

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4171 - August 26, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Steps from the Court" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/steps-from-the-tennis-court Enjoy the rest of tod read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - August 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Steps from the Court" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/steps-from-the-tennis-court Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Steps from the Tennis Court

The rental add said, "Steps from the Tennis Court" ... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1556

  "Disciples are producers not consumers." - Mike Breen read more..

Clean Puns
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Party of None

Lousy Restaurant ... I have my reservations.... read more..

Illustrations
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Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Old Friends

Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1108

 "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4170 - August 25, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, somebody shared to my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/cybersalt) one of my favorite funny videos on the internet. It reminded me that I already h read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - August 25, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, somebody shared to my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/cybersalt) one of my favorite funny videos on the internet. It reminded me that I already had it in the Fun... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1555

Preachers are the absolute worst people to listen to sermons. So here is the prayer I use to prep myself: Lord, save me from compare, contrast, critique. Move me from cerebration to celebration. read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
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Nervous Man

A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, the doctor nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked... read more..

Illustrations
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Coworker Support

One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my dog,  the receptionist and a man were verbally sparring with one another. After a few tense moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defe... read more..

Clean Puns
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Intimasea

Fish Eyes: Windows to the sole.... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1107

Every warning label has an awesome backstory.... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!) PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother. SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed i... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Give and Take

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests i... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Military Liar, Liar

Finally the troops liar, liar had been found. ... read more..

Clean Puns
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Hippo Zippo

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.... read more..

Illustrations
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Slander

On the road one day, a man and a woman smashed their cars together in a terrible car wreck. Both vehicles were totaled, but fortunately neither person was injured. The woman said to the man, "Thank g... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4169 - August 24, 2016

Cybersalt News Thank you to everyone for your comments and congratulations on my 30th wedding anniversary. There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Military Liar, Liar" read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - August 24, 2016

Thank you to everyone for your comments and congratulations on my 30th wedding anniversary. There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Military Liar, Liar" at:www.cybersal... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1554

"I can think of no other time in history where the name of Jesus has been so frequently mentioned and the content of His life and teaching so thoroughly ignored." - Brennan Manning read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1106

The man who created auto-correct has died; may he restaurant in peace.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4168 - August 23, 2016

Cybersalt News Thirty years ago today Mrs. Cybersalt and I were married - to each other. I am so thankful to God for all the grace He has given us, and all of the grace my wife has given me, over th read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - August 23, 2016

Thirty years ago today Mrs. Cybersalt and I were married - to each other. I am so thankful to God for all the grace He has given us, and all of the grace my wife has given me, over this time. I'd be ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
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Sunday Golf

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer.  Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away.  It was an obsession.  One Sunday was a particularly picture... read more..