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    Grandpa And The Computer

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    Died In The Service

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    Transcribing Confusion

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    Preacher's Best Years

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    Bicycle Accidents

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    Cats

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    Convent Card

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    Watermelon Mistake

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    Bubba's Friends

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    Turning Left

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    Applause

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    You Know You Are Over the Hill When

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A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.

After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.

For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.

"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

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