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    Teapot Computer

    The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a…
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    Finch Flush

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    The Violin

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    Breaker, Breaker Dog Buddy

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    Comments Never Heard at Church

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    Hiccups

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    Shopping On Up

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    Play-Off Tickets

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    Headlines from 2050

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    Some Things You Can't Escape

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    Shovel Need

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    Moving Smith

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    Extra Fudge

    I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot…
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    Army Drab

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    Eyes Gone

    Yesterday I went to the opticians, walked up to the counter and said to the guy on duty,…

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.

After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.

For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.

"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

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