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    Trio of Puns

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    Family Loop

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    18 Wheeler

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Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

General Maintenance
Got Mistakes

Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Virtually Worthless

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