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    Time Management

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    Better Preacher

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    Cell Phone Flight Call

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    Rodentially Clean

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    More Strange Warnings

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    Kitty Hostage

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    Nabbed

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    Long Sermon Feedback

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
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    That's the Way . . .

    Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put…
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    New Appointment

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    Shower Music

    "Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the…
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    Horse Talk

    "Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse," said the farmer. "You work hard and I…
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    Station Help

    An elderly man was standing in front of the ticket office in Grand Central Station. A…
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    Signs You Need a New Pizza Place

    ~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving. ~ The delivery kid is packing. ~ This…

A large two-engine train was crossing America.  After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down.  "No problem," the engineer thought and carried on at half power.  Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down and the train came to a standstill.

The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.  The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time.  The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."

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