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    Bishop's Role

    We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and…
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    Goober Counsellor

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    Order Debt

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    The Batchelor

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    Vow of Silence

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    Chair Philosophy

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    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the…
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    Wrong Chanel

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    Pulpit Humor

    There was this Lutheran minister who served a predominately German congregation for…
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    75 Stories

    Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the…
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    Memory School

    Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have done for the…
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    Trojan Virus Warning

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    Prayer Postions

    Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman…
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    Bathroom Break

    On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone…

A large two-engine train was crossing America.  After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down.  "No problem," the engineer thought and carried on at half power.  Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down and the train came to a standstill.

The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.  The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time.  The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."

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