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Bob Hope Quotes
Some memorable quotes from Bob Hope:ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only… -
Sister Repair
My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home repair project.… -
Think She'll Die?
One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered… -
Beautiful Name Tag
Our favorite restaurant has a waitress whose name-tag reads "Beautiful." "Is that really… -
24 Pigs
A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A… -
Taa-Daa!
A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him… -
Martha Raye, Stewardess
I once went for a job at an airline. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a… -
The Hokey Pokey
*The Hokey Pokey*Original LyricsPut your left foot in,Your left foot out,Your left foot… -
Wrong Guard
It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised… -
Bishop's Role
We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and… -
Dead Politicians
A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught… -
Thanks
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an… -
Robbie's Move
Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new… -
Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)
1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down… -
Freedom
The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to…
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