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Divy It Up
Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her… -
Grandmother on the Stand
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a… -
Goober Flight Lesson
A goober went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all… -
Vacuum Repair
My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home-repair… -
One Seat Allowed
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by… -
License Picture
A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor traffic violation. After examining her driver's… -
Mint Mom
When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become… -
Out of the Loop
Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty… -
Job Application
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food… -
Alternative Baptism
As a young preacher, my small church had limited facilities, so we held baptisms in a… -
Ice Cream Flavors
The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you… -
No More Gators
While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but… -
Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work
~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me… -
Wedding Cake Verse
A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding… -
Blind Ambition
Charlie Boswell has always been one of my heroes. He has inspired me and thousands of…
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