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    Prenatal Visit

    A couple was making their first visit to Dr. Mike Wilson prior to the birth of their…
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    Dog House Rules Progression

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    Lit Match

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    Three Expectant Fathers

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    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

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    Teenaged Daughter Owner's Manual

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    Smart Chauffer

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    Prescription Worries

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    Johnny's Dust

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    Carrier Landings

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    Politically Correct Light Bulb

    "How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?" "Look, I…
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    Little Johnny's Bike

    Little Johnny was one of those holy terrors. His dad was surprised when Johnny's mom…
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    Need Help?

    I saw a billboard yesterday that said: Need help? Call Jesus.1-800-555-HELP Out of…
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    Super Dress

    Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to take his wife…
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    Goober Ring

    Passing an office building late one night, a Goober saw a sign that said, "Press bell for…

Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

Bystander: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

Man: Oh, please forgive me, sir. I had no idea you were her father.

Bystander: I'm not. I'm her mother.

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