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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 03 October 2011

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds?

Anyone who stops spending just because he's out of money doesn't belong in Washington anyway!

Created: 03 October 2011

Last Updated: 03 October 2011

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